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danapdx.bsky.social
If I seem a little strange, well, that’s because I am.
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you named your clothes drop-shipping company w h a t ?

submitted 11 hours ago • 19 comments

I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

submitted 6 hours ago • 74 comments

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

submitted 4 days ago • 152 comments

Here’s a funny video for yall since yall seem to need it

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Finally opened my copy of Lil Yachty’s “Let’s Start Here” on vinyl and it is ✨exquisite.✨ Truly delightful.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

yes i am an elder millennial how did you know

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

evergreen

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Will you be my valentine?

submitted 8 days ago • 33 comments

When Frankie Goes to Hollywood said, “Relax, don’t do it, when you want to come (sic)”, I remember my 6 year old self thinking, “They don’t like doing to church either?”

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Rose-Tu’s calf has a name! Meet Tula-Tu 💕

submitted 9 days ago • 30 comments

Does everyone know what today is? THAT'S RIGHT!!! Happy 🔪 Captain 🔪 Cook 🔪 Getting 🔪 Stabbed 🔪 The 🔪 Fuck 🔪 To 🔪 Death 🔪 By 🔪 Hawaiians 🔪 Day 🔪 to all who celebrate! ❤️❤️❤️

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

SCOOP @motherjones.com: Nancy Mace's so-called "victim hotline" isn't a hotline—it's a voicemail that nobody answers (I called 3x). South Carolina victims service providers don't want survivors calling it—call state or national hotlines w/ trained staff instead. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

submitted 11 days ago • 44 comments

TURN HIS TV OFF

submitted 11 days ago • 102 comments

Whenever these guys get mad they always use descriptors that make the person they're mad at sound awesome by accident

submitted 12 days ago • 59 comments

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

submitted 13 days ago • 1052 comments

Say Matt, I heard you like 'em young...

submitted 13 days ago • 90 comments

- How was your date? - She's the kind of girl you dream of. - Oh, nice. Any red flags? - She'll take your heart but you won't feel it. - Umm, ok? - She'll get a hold on you, believe it. - Wait, are you just quoting Easy Lover? - Better forget it. You'll never get it. - ...

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Too much time faking it to recognize what it looks like to make it.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Do not panic. Organize.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Tom Brady: Say No to Hate Snoop: Say No to Hate Kendrick:

submitted 12 days ago • 30 comments

submitted 16 days ago • 58 comments

the irony of conservatives trying to shut down the transgender community when they themselves transitioned from being men and women to spineless bigots who cower when being confronted by empathy, science, and facts

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Happy Kendrick Sunday, to all who celebrate!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

"ghosts and aliens aren't real" yeah neither are credit scores but they still impact my life

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

Something lovely for the weekend! 🦛❤️ Acient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago! 📷 by me

submitted 14 days ago • 20 comments

it’s the corpse of aubrey graham isn’t it?

submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall. He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR. Victor Frankenstein doth pause, rolle up hys sleeves, walke ynto the store.

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

My favorite comedy every night after the news MASH

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

submitted 18 days ago • 276 comments

“Wow, the phone in this dream has been ringing forever.” - me, 43 minutes into sleeping through my alarm

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

Me: *watching the driver of the hearse in front of us jump out, race to the back, open the door, peek in, and slam it shut* Well that's disconcerting. Son: Nah, it would be disconcerting if he ran away.

submitted 19 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

submitted 19 days ago • 57 comments

my review of the super fast toothbrush: almost caught our house on fire, zero stars. dentists should not be making toothbrushes

submitted 19 days ago • 9 comments

I love innovation

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Black History month !!

submitted 21 days ago • 93 comments

Sen. Tim Kaine tells federal employees to ignore Trump’s offer to quit with pay for months. “Don’t be fooled. He’s tricked hundreds of people with that offer. If you accept that offer and resign he’ll stiff you just like he stiffed the contractors. He doesn’t have any authority to do this.”

submitted 25 days ago • 293 comments