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AKA a “pent egg-on”

#Sinners was an absolute spectacle. It's the sum total of my culture and heritage; it's everything I am in film form. Ryan Coogler has once again done us a service by showing the world just how beautiful black people are, and speaking the truth unapologetically while doing it.

look at this planter my friend printed for me 😭😭😭

I miss the early 2000s internet where you could laugh for days about a shirt that said “I like big Bunsen I cannot lie” and the picture would be a Bunsen burner or Dr Bunsen Honeydew

Pierre Poilievre more like Pierre Poverty hahaaaa gottem

I have to shout out to Ortiz and how he shut down Paintsil on a couple of promising plays & showed deft footwork. #RCTID

Viva Rodriguez! Viva Rodriguez! #RCTID

Kevin Kelsey! That’s who they wanna be! (Tune of Weezer Beverly Hills) #RCTID

LA don’t like it Rock Da Costa Rock Da Costa #RCTID

🚨URGENT RESPONSE CALL🚨 You’ve seen the bad news. Now it’s time for us to flood the zone. Over 400 NSF grants — gone. Trump’s cronies are cutting science funding and betting we won’t notice. But we’re not powerless. We’ve got 24 hours to make noise. Here’s how 🧵(1/3) ➡️

"The thing about Cousin is its actually one of Kanye's better songs." Who cares? The cenobites will take you in the afterlife because you wouldnt restrain your curiosity. You are gonna live in a puzzle box, dog.

Pope Riders in the Sky - Rascal Flatts (ft Kid rock) (2025)

My interview with kanye: “so Kanye, incest or Hitler, one gotta go…”

Jesus is rizz’n

Someone can't read the 🎶rooo-ooooom🎶. If you're interested in reading a vampire novel after watching #Sinners, choose one by a Black author. Like Octavia E. Butler or Tananarive Due or others. 🧛🏾‍♀️🧛🏾‍♂️✌🏾

Me, complaining to the manager about the pet food shop being closed for Easter: “..and if even one animal starved to death that’s technically animal sacrifice which I’m pretty sure your guy was against sooo”

I’m not a Katy Perry stan or even anyone who thinks abt her except when sometimes I remember that candy land music video w/ snoop dog (??) and anyway some of yoh are very guilty of hating the player not the game

good friday signage outside the church: “a body piercing saved my life” (i am not making this up)

Thank you for calling Schlemiel Schlimazel Hasenpfeffer Incorporated, this is Schlemiel Schlimazel Hasenpfeffer the third speaking how may I help you?

It’s not JKR’s fault she picked up that cursed pen that turns you into one of the horrible people you write about

Oh yes! That a Walton was Goggin’ Goggin’ Goggin’ Fit to be tied 🎶

Still coping w/ not being able to use the term “all-American” and still have it mean like an athlete with a good work ethic or a total dweeb that tries too hard. It does not mean those things now

My kids say I'm out of touch because they're wiggity wiggity wiggity wack.

Nice air, asshole! Did a fascist breathe it? Fukn class traitor

Whale - Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe (1993) remains one of the realest depictions of hobo humpin’ slobo babes committed to film *or* song

Centrist Dem speech “we can all agree that no amount of racism is cool. Zero. Including — INcluding — Racism against the state of Israel”

Lil miss muffet sat on a tuffet Feelin some kinda whey

Is Katy Perry the first Yasstronaut or has humankind not yet achieved this?

This add from 2020 hits different now. The more you look the more you see

🎶 EVERYBODY PANTS NOW 🎶 #RCTID 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

EVERYBODY PANTS NOW

🎶 You Finn me Right round baby right round Like a Kiwi baby Right round round round #RCTID