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I am so tired of the "I'll decide later if I'm just kidding" political ethos

lol we're really doing it. we as a society are going to write laws banning cruelty to software with our fingers still greasy from eating tortured-to-death, captive animals

AGI is coming really soon guys, trust

I like to imagine Walz winning in '28, but not rolling back the overreach and instead doing another flood-the-zone, rule-by-fiat presidency, but for lib grandparents. The supreme court is 40 people now and 30 are trans POCs. Oh, boo hoo, you don't like DEI? Fuck off to El Salvador bitch

Safe predictions: this is going to be a 3/5 movie but the week of overwrought Bourdain hagiography when it comes out will strike many false notes and ultimately leech juice from his legacy. Which will be fine. To most people was just a travel TV host who said “fuck” variety.com/2025/film/ne...

the flip side is that he’s a remedy for decades of watching confrontational journalism that isn’t actually confrontational. Pointlessly shouting “sir isn’t it true that you are an evil murderer sir? Sir!” at people who inevitably give no useful reply doesn’t actually hold the powerful to account

Always tricky PR territory when you sue someone for an NDA violation, just because it tends to sound hilariously villainous. “You broke the rules that say you’re not allowed to tell anyone I did sexual misconduct to you and now you have to pay me money” lol

You’re arguing dem strategy with a republican lol

I like how this company could have named itself The Oreo Company resulting in everyone on earth being like “now there’s a company that rules” but instead they settled on this

Descendant of a mighty aurochs: *thunderous bellow calling its heard together and reassuring them of its verility* Me: heh heh. “moo.”

(Sticks wet finger in air) uhyup. ‘bout $4 trillion in box office receipts for Disney off their lilo and stitch remake about to roll in. best board up the windows

It’s now been over a year since I first saw a Cybertruck in the wild and I have evolved from flipping them off. I now theatrically avert my eyes as if the truck is Lady Godiva riding her horse in the nude

A lot of people on the left’s overarching political intuition seems to be: “life is pain and everything should be oriented around a giant harm reduction program over the next couple of hundred years as humanity slowly euthanizes itself,” and if they believe this they should make it explicit

If left pro-natalism could be “I think policy should help people have the zero more babies than they want, but also zero less babies than they want,” that would be fine and I would be a left pro-natalist

My laptop should never autoconnect to my bluetooth headphones when the lid is closed and steal bluetooth priority from my phone. It’s outrageous that this is not totally standard after 7 million years of bluetooth as the supposed industry standard

The sex therapist quoted in this story is saying some dark stuff here. Why even have a relationship with a chatbot then? Why not just take drugs?

His hilarious little love/hate kayfabe thing with the Coca Cola Company was one of the only uncomplicated and wholesome plotlines in this whole fucked up story and now we don’t even get that?