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The surest way to know what season it is is if the rabbit is telling you it's duck season.

Me winning the academy award for best original screenplay: "I'd like to thank my parents for giving me the trauma necessary to write this."

So long as I keep putting off my quarter life crisis, I will live forever

Something about the internet that I absolutely hate is the layer of irony everything must be coated in. Nothing can be said, done, or enjoyed without there being some joke about it or something meta preventing you from taking the thing at face value. Bring back sincerity.

I am become woke, the destroyer of Western Civilization. Fear me and obey.

to this day this is still the funniest image ive ever seen on the internet

[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

I've seen some talk about how Marvel Rivals is becoming a worse place for women and the devs need to crack down on this sooner rather than later otherwise they're going to be losing a good chunk of their player base.

They’re tariffing the Australian Penguins! #auspol #Australia #Politics

2017 Resistance Era types are starting to pop up in my feed and the influencers are coming here to bluesky and I would like to know how I can mass mute/block them.

I cannot describe the sense of betrayal I feel when I tell my parents I did a thing they told me I should do growing up, only for them to tell me that I shouldn't have done it and criticize the decision.

Marvel Rivals is not beating the gooner allegations and at this point, I don't think they're trying.

I have been consistently getting followers over the past few days, like 1 or 2 each day, and I'm not sure how many of them are spam/bot/whatever, but I may just end up auditing those out.

These tariffs are a national sales tax and were implemented without representation.

I find it wild how an unmoded New Vegas is still the best modern Fallout game. For a game so technically limited, it provides a lot of versatility and plate style and choices.

Cory Booker never struck me as a particularly notable politician. He's an Obama era Democrat with mainstream party ideas. There's nothing deeply objectionable about him either. He's mid. But credit where credit is due. He did the right thing.

Sometimes I wonder if the dynamic between revolutionaries and the symbol of their oppression took on a sitcom dynamic. It'd be really funny if Mao and Chiang got up to sitcom hijinks.

I’m seeing a lot of negative reviews on games along the lines of “this isn’t exactly what I wanted, even though it was exactly what was promised”. I can’t overstate how much more joy you will have if you allow art to unfurl in front of you, instead of demanding it be what you imagine you want.

Nothing makes me lose interest in your movie/tv show/game faster than it being baked in nostalgia. Nostalgia is killing us irl, I don't want it in my art.

Oh wow I havw a hundred followers. Neat I guess

Every studio cashing in on the nostalgia cycle is killing any future they may have in the name of recapturing the good ole days.

New Yorkers: Why is andrew cuomo leading in the polls?

I showed my wife, a historian, the Kristi Noem video. She said “holy shit!” It’s a lot. A brief thread on bodies. It begins in the alt text below… 1/

Dr. Frankenstein is a necromancer.

I think now more than ever, Aaron Sorkin needs to finish his trilogy about tech billionaires and their arrogant self-aggrandizing.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

I really don't want tik tok to go cause I get some weird horny dysphoria from my fyp and I like that.

Maybe the real Joe Biden was the dementia we forgot along the way

It's amazing how much better Fallout 4 gets when you strip it of everything that makes it Fallout 4 and make it more like Fallout proper.

I cannot wait until I no longer live with my parents because then I will know what it means to be alive.

When I heard Chuck Schumer has two imaginary constituents that he always thinks about, I thought it may have been an exaggeration or a joke of sort. But no there's evidence of this going back to 2007. This is a real thing and it's absurd and embarrassing. Talk with your real voters, not fake ones

Considering Zoomers are now reevaluating their view of millennials, I got a hot take coming. Millennials were always cool, and they will never not be.

I know. My namesake deserves a better partner

Every time Disco Elysium is brought up someone will make comments about its politics or the type of people who like it and there's a brutal irony how many people missed a message of that game was "don't let your failures break you, remember to live as a person too, not just an agent"

I did have to cut you off, you have necrosis.

potatoes are "apples of the earth" in french. but maybe apples are potatoes of the tree

Sic semper tyrannis