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Lmfao

Damn, RIP Gene Hackman. One of cinema’s greatest actors. (I’ve only seen “Welcome to Mooseport”)

David Shipley, a man I have great respect for, had a gun placed to his head and was presented 2 options -

NFL combine has to be one of the top 5 dumbest events on earth. There’s literally hundreds of hours of footage of these guys doing the job you’d be hiring them to do.

Simply ask Trump why he didn’t get rid of all this government waste the first time he was president

Trumps loyalty to those January 6th freaks is really weird because they didn’t kill Mike Pence? Just seems like the kinda guy if you let him down he’s done with you.

Woman tried to have a stand off with me at the speedway pumps. Pulled in at the same time. Like move on lady. Not my fault your car has the gas cap on the wrong fucking side. Do some research before you buy a car.

Elon telling you he’s just going to pick up some cigarettes but his TSMEU-6 wheel bike is headed the opposite direction of the gas station

Geez, I knew the BBB shoes were not well loved but c’mon now

Obviously every politician is a spineless opportunist but it’s so funny to me that Trump will say something like “Jim Smith’s wife is an unfuckable dog” and then 2 years later Jim Smith will be like “I’m proud to serve the needs of Donald J Trump!”

If that dipshit Elon wants to find some corruption why doesn’t he send his little team of angry virgins to investigate the Los Angeles Dodgers?

I gave up my woke leftist ideology when they took away this dudes Romance language and made him sound like he was from eastern Indiana.

No

Bankrupting my trad conservative family because of my 7 plates of steak and eggs a day<<<<

Elon Musk’s pivot to the hard right can be traced back to that time we all kept calling him a fat dumbass baby because he had all those stupid ass ideas on how to rescue those soccer kids from that cave

Still laughing about how fast he was moving lmfao

Congrats to Eagles fans(terrible pieces of shit). Enjoy this for sure but we need never talk about this terrible Super Bowl again. Just sweep it under the rug.

At no point time did you hear Rage Against the Machine’s “Maggie’s Farm” in the Bob Dylan movie. 2 thumbs down.

Secretly hacking into US treasury files because a weird fat billionaire said he’d give me the new Fortnite skins ahead of release>>>>>

Easy to pile on Dem leaders but you have to understand that the vast majority of the people in this country, who occupy a vast amount of land are the stupidest and most racist mother fuckers who have ever lived. You simply can’t reach them.

It’s so funny to me that Trump still posts on that weird social media he created and not on “X” which his dear friend owns lmao

Another huge problem with this second trump term is you can tell he’s mentally declining badly and he just wants to do fun pop culture war shit and he’s gonna give up more control to the weirdo fucking losers he’s surrounded himself with lmfao

The only “falling” Mitch McConnell needs to be doing is for his wife this Valentine’s Day

When I’m fighting for my life in the Chopped desert round and I see the other contestant grabbing the ramekins

I’d never let someone on here bully/guilt trip me into deactivating my twitter lmao couldn’t even imagine saying that to someone.

Elon Musk seeing a file named “project fat ass dumb fuck baby dick guy” and it’s just a ledger of Spacex and Tesla subsidies payments.

Elon Musk has changed the pentagons WiFi password to “the420cowboy” and he simply cannot by stopped.

My politics? I’m a die hard rust belt conservative with major anxiety over trump’s economic plans but I’m so excited to start saying “Gulf of America” I can barely stand it.

If I was a female massage therapist and Justin Tucker the special teams player/kicker got inappropriate with me I’d simply beat his tiny ass to death.

Heard one of my coworkers (diehard trump supporter who takes massive dumps at 6:15am) telling another coworker how much more money she’d have if the federal income tax is gone

RFK JR is so goofy with that District 9 sounding ass voice.

This trump guy is a sickness! Let’s all band together by putting “Don Syndrome haver” in our bios

Son has a movie studio quality Spider-Man suit and we have no idea who gave it to him. Possible Christmas gift we didn’t see?

A little bit about me. I have an IQ of 79 and I feel so bad for Josh Allen and Bills mafia today.

Wife and I have been watching “OZ” and I was in bits over this basketball brand lmfao

No one is mad at him.