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dandanboban.bsky.social
Game Dev. Formerly of Demiurge, Harmonix, and Insomniac
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Meatstyle homeballs Idfk is this anything?

As someone who doesn't play Valorant but likes to listen to it, "Hawk Ayout!" is an all-timer bark

wanna feel old? No? oh... ok... ummmmm... *blows long raspberry* what's your favorite color?

I bet the first guy to eat meat was super weird about it too

Coming out of retirement for one last job

I love that people have learned they can make a little pun based on song lyrics without having to write and produce an entire three-minute parody song

X, the everything gulf

Ooh! I get to be part of Earthquake timeline for the first time since I left LA!

"which Hogwarts house are you?" quiz but for cyberpunk dystopia corporations

Paul Blart soldier spy

Just left Facebook. Which accounts should I follow here to get AI-generated lists of BMW facts

WrestleMania but the combatants are all samurai

Ohhhh... You wanted green energy as in windmills and shit

Going out in the woods and putting little Santa hats on all of the Blair Witch's little fetishes

I finally got around to watching the new Dune movies do y'all mind firing The Discourse back up for just like ten minutes

This feels like a prime opportunity to do one of these group chats but everyone picks an arbitrary up vector

Was about to suggest a Disney Genshin-like but I think that's just Kingdom hearts?

Hey, Billie, you there? It's me, Margaret.

carbs + marinara needs a power-couple name but some troll used "carbonara" for something else entirely

John Williams scoring his own biopic and it's nothing but tubas

the first person to come up with a readable font for bumper stickers is going to make a fortune

Also, when I see cool sci-fi folks using modern brands my gut reaction is "oh man, this is grounded." I'm sorry for being part of the problem.

Intergalactic trailer had a similar effect to Jupiter Ascending in that I got so hype for it that I was completely blindsided by the largely negative response. I am cringe, but I am free.

Trending topics. Thoughts?

oh wild its like what if they replaced the cars in rocket league with people www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2q...

Hi internet solution seeker! I couldn't get Lyra Starter Game to work in 5.5, but was fine when I tried to open it in 5.4. I don't think the following image on the Fab page means what I thought it meant.

hope a future lore dump reveals that The Forever Winter is the result of a prolonged War on Christmas

I've lost the ability to sit through any game text longer than a bsky post

Obi Wan shows up to Kamino and it's just 200k copies of this guy

Huge QoL improvement IMO. My biggest UX gripe with other platforms is how much additional engagement was required in order to "get that trash off my TL"

heading out to Ravenholm for a bit, anyone need anything?

only just now realizing that the opposite of 'yoink' is 'yeet'

glad I found a new social media platform - was dangerously close to shitposting on LinkedIn