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danebernardo.bsky.social
I did like two good tweets in fourteen years so I wouldn’t get your hopes up.
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My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king

submitted 19 hours ago • 335 comments

I shit you not, people

submitted 1 day ago • 395 comments

Everyone I knew who covered disinformation got laid off, their bosses got bullied into firing them, or they changed their beats from actual Nazi harassment campaigns. It cannot be stressed the damage the paid-for Substack “free speech” guys did in the service of fascism and against real free speech.

submitted 6 days ago • 105 comments

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

submitted 7 days ago • 391 comments

the southern baptist convention just had to sell their headquarters in downtown nashville to pay for all the sex abuse legal fees.

submitted 7 days ago • 74 comments

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 8 days ago • 47 comments

Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president Voters: Like not voting for his nominees? Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

submitted 9 days ago • 58 comments

heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time

submitted 10 days ago • 31 comments

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

submitted 12 days ago • 138 comments

Sometime soon Elon is going to post a piece of AI-generated art related to his spat with Trump that will be wack enough to alter the earth's weather for months. No one will understand how it happened. "As far as we can tell," officials from the NOAA will say, "it was something to do with the steed."

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

today

submitted 13 days ago • 91 comments

They're literally doing the meme

submitted 14 days ago • 142 comments

All of Netflix's LLM Research has gone towards developing a way to remember what happened in the last season of Stranger Things. 2.3 billion dollars spent so far and no result

submitted 638 days ago • 9 comments

Inspiring that we have somehow unlocked a new level of Incompetent/Brutal Shithead Cop and that the federal government is going to be spending all the public money previously designated for cancer research on making sure they all get suitably big trucks and absolute immunity for all future fuck-ups.

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...

submitted 19 days ago • 376 comments

For years, I hoped NPR, NYTimes, or the ghost of Gimlet would make a video game podcast. A weekly, hour-long audio magazine with essays, interviews, tight editing, and a cheeky sense of humor. Nobody made the show I wanted to hear. So, I made it myself. Here's the first episode of Post Games.

submitted 23 days ago • 47 comments

did he find out trump was one of his kids? www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Holy shit

submitted 22 days ago • 66 comments