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No Pope Pizzaball? NOT INTERESTED. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierbat...

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Anyone who says they understand what’s happening and can tell you the right thing to do is full of shit. They are lying to you because they want your money.

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What’s the emoji for “trying very hard to not have a panic attack”? Gotta be this one, right?

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@laurendamon.bsky.social I’m only 20 minutes in and he is going berserk. shows.acast.com/offmenu/epis...

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An Oral History of the R.E.M. “Everybody Hurts” Video and the Top 300 Parodies Broadcast on American Television

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[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave

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Thinking about the time a girl invited me to her place to watch a movie and the movie she chose was SCHINDLER’S LIST.

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For the first time ever, I sought out the original Blur, Beyoncé, Bob Marley, and Lauryn Hill tracks used to assemble this 20-year-old mashup, and they’re all so radically different that I can’t imagine the vision needed to combine them. youtube.com/watch?v=ymYH...

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It’s been over 36 hours and the IRS still hasn’t withdrawn my scheduled tax payment. Things must be DEEPLY fucked if the oligarchs can’t even manage to bleed the workers on time.

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If anyone tells you non-alcoholic Guinness tastes just like the original, fill their mouth with mud. It has zero body, like Guinness-flavored LaCroix. Rank.

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Is there a stretch you can do to prevent the simple act of turning your head 5° to the left from tweaking SOMETHING that causes searing pain from your elbow to the base of your skull, jolting you awake every time you fall asleep?

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Everyone feels comfortable mocking people who died in a stupid way until it’s someone you know, and then it sinks in: wow, I knew a dumbass.

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The Charleston Cinematic Universe. @richsommer.pizza @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social

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@julianburrell.bsky.social Hey Julian! Just a heads-up: in the E Pluribus Motto state cryptids special, around 23:45, there’s a long pause and then an off-air note from Janet that made it into the final edit.

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Eliza has honed one edge of her library card to razor-sharpness and she will slash you with it if you don’t get a library card!

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It’s 2025 and MFers are still out here prefixing words with “cyber“ like they’re writing emails to Morpheus.

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After months of gritting my teeth and dealing with it, building management contacted ME, practically begging me to corroborate other neighbors’ complaints about the psycho next door. Dear reader, you better believe I gave them a detailed report and (per their request) have noted every new incident.

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@heathercampbell.bsky.social www.norbauer.co/pages/the-se...

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Horrible rotten-potato-like smell suffusing my apartment, seemingly from inside the wall or under the floor. There’s a 50% chance one of my neighbors is dead and this is how they’re discovered. Wonderful thing to live with over a weekend.

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This is me! I’m still washing grey paint out of my ears but it was all worth it.

submitted 63 days ago • 42 comments

@atp.fm It should be free to reclaim space with the proviso that, for every 100MB reclaimed, John is allowed to store one (1) encrypted photo from his Photo Library on your drive in perpetuity. There’s infinite redundant backup in Cloud City, baby!

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The very same guy who canceled “Mystery Show”, refused to let Starlee Kine take it elsewhere, and then Executive Produced a loathsome TV sitcom about his own mythology. Alex Blumberg is podcasting poison.

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Since I am 1 week away from unemployment, if you or someone you know needs a music video this year... please ask me. I enjoy it and I want to do more of it. Also I need to prove to the bluesky libs that I'm not a radical leftist TV writer... I also make films

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“If I wanted to sit up straight, I wouldn’t have gone freelance.” – @martinaustwick.bsky.social

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This fucking thing was on my Instagram & I think the only people who should have to sign NDAs are those who study these shits. DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS & DEFINITELY DON’T SHOW FOOTAGE! KEEP THIS A SECRET! NONE OF OUR BUSINESS! STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN! This thing doesn’t want its picture taken either!

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Based on the trailer, I’m 97% sure JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH is a remake of ALIEN RESURRECTION.

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Shoutout to everyone in Seattle who, like in the early days of the pandemic, have chosen to leave their Christmas decorations up well into the new year. Need to cling to that light as long as we can.

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If @heathercampbell.bsky.social’s heart ever stops and there are no defib paddles around, just whisper “deals” to her and she will lurch back to life in an unstoppable fury. #DEEEEAAAALLLLSSSS

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Am I really about to go out in 39° rain so I don’t break my 30-day exercise streak? 😖

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I Goertzed myself today to see if I still feel. (Spoiler alert: I do! Allie made another awesome video!)

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