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danganronpaul.bsky.social
Humble Babaloosan Servant, Silicon Valley non-techie serf, short hair appreciator, syncretic gnostic
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wild to see people cussing out 4chan for allowing anonymous hate when the last decade has proven that having to use your full legal name is zero deterrent to people posting the most heinous shit imaginable online

i have powerful muscles yet a sensicitive side also… I paint a frog, I read my little stories about 16th century guys… I am a poet warlord who fucks like a smashed up ford fiesta on fire if you know what I mean

i've invented a new mocktail, The Coward's Delight

@thebertoni.bsky.social Berto, a while back you posted a caricature of Julio Cortázar on twitter. Have you reposted it here? I liked it a lot

meu mano jorginho luis borges

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

Cannot possibly overstate how much I resent having to know about something called fucking DOGE. Especially humiliating era in American decline.

the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor

My age of consent map is raising a lot of questions but I can assure you I am allowed within 1000 feet of schools in most of the blue states

cunning, vicious and adaptable: what you need to know about the strange clowns walking out of the pacific ocean

Logged onto FB and here's what I see: friend's post, ad, Reels spam, clickbait from account I don't follow, clickbait, ad, clickbait, clickbait, clickbait, clickbait, ad, clickbait, friend's post. 1 post from someone I follow to 11 spam posts seems... like a very bad ratio. Totally cooked site.

crowd getting very quiet when I try to repeat the magic trick that earned me the respect of the khan and end up succeeding only in twisting my pants so severely my penis starts to turn blue

No dude that will just make it worse?!

i hate when i'm in a fight and the other guy starts glowing

“cozy game” people jacking themselves raw over being able to just tell the computer to make “ghibli-inspired” art now

Everyone is pocket watching but about some Nazi metric of mind Keynesian beauty pageant about which tv show is for geniuses Bad news: none of them are haaa

they introduced a new character for season 3 of severance

my homeschooled son: this is pointless. when am i ever going to use this? me: (setting down esperanto textbook) any day now.

I put a five dollar bill in my wallet next to another five. I tell myself, money isn’t alive. The fives aren’t in love. They’re not having sex. These sane little thoughts make me sad.

2 years ago we had gene hackman, george foreman, dabney coleman, and roger corman please god somebody stop megaman

Unfortunately, it's illegal to believe this. I'm doing my duty and reporting Marcos to the Mayor

There is no characteristics of homiesm represented in any established political parties or institutions in america.

It’s so cool that generational discourse is taking credit for shit you passively consumed on screens. It was annoying when all of the 1990s was boomers sucking each others dicks about being alive during Woodstock but funnier now even that it’s “played a sonic videogame in the 00s”

I don't know how to say this, but I think they've been milking my innie.

People are so obsessed with aesthetic over substance, Jesus

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