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Gasman cometh! Radio X weekends. This feels like starting social media again from scratch, and I'm all for it. Let's get it right this time 👍
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Dear Jacob's, is there a way to open a packet of your cream crackers, without the contents shattering into a thousand pieces? Please advise.

Young people brazenly vaping on trains in front of other passengers with complete impunity is becoming endemic.

Superb final #CobraKai episode. Nice touch using Joe Esposito's "You're The Best" from the orig film (for a montage that pays homage to the Rocky movies) Here's where it gets interesting: That song could've actually ended up in Rocky 3, instead of Eye Of The Tiger, but Stallone turned it down.

#foofighters

Who knew?

Makers of those vertical wooden slat panels in the background of every podcast video

Current trouser fashion. What the hell is actually going on?

All night. Kid awake. Semi-poorly. 7am email school, not coming in. 9am living her best life, throwing herself around, laughing and singing, demanding food. We're working straight from the playbook here.

Thing I like most about 'From' is that the 3 seasons feel like one long season. No episode feels like a different vibe to any other.

Podcast idea. "Desert Island Dicks", where I only interview people called Richard.

Anyone else pull out both airfryer drawers at once and move like you've drawn two pistols in the wild west?

I have no shame in admitting I have zero clue how any of these 'coins' work or what they even are

Sunday rockin' @radiox.co.uk

Uptown Funk is 10 years old

Wild At Heart is an absolute masterpiece. Sinister cinema at its best. Sad news. #DavidLynch

3 guys on the table next to me discussing the intricacies of amateur tennis like they're coming up with pioneering neurosurgery techniques

Halfway though #Silo season 2. The amount of engineering it took to construct such a structure and nobody thought to put in a lift.

The sky looks like summertime. Temperature feels like the East Antarctic Plateau.

If you can ge arsed to make it, porridge is an elite pre-bed 'snack'.

Happy heavenly 90th birthday, Elvis 👑

A woman mistakes the waiter for her blind date. "So, what do you bring to the table?" "Mostly plates and drinks, although sometimes specific items the customer has requested."

I know there's snow and floods in other parts of the UK but down south it feels like a (chilly) early spring day. Beautiful, bright blue sky.

It's Jan 7th. We are now passed the cut-off for wishing people a happy new year. If you haven't done it already, don't. The person you are talking to/emailing will not mind.

Help me figure this one out. Only yesterday my other half praised me for buying 'squeezy Marmite.' Today she's come out of nowhere and said, "...and stop buying that squeezy Marmite, we haven't won the bloody lottery."

Just found the unopened jar of cranberry sauce I bought two weeks ago for Christmas dinner. Totally forgot to put it out on the table and absolutely nobody noticed. Or at least, didn't mention it.

Kids back to school. The unnecessarily long festive break over. Routine is restored. In the words of Christian Bale in American Psycho, "And the relief washes over me, in an awesome wave..."

Dear Pom-Bear. Stopping production of the 'green' packet in favour of that new 'yellow' flavour is an absolute train wreck of a decision.

In the words of Withnail, there's nothing out there except a hurricane

Tomorrow I will call the plumber. I'm not even gutted about the problem that needs fixing, because the plumber I use is one of those Jedis that can identify the fault by just looking at it for 3 seconds, and will fix it at a fair price before sundown.

Yet again Sussex is denied snow. It's a rare occurrence here. THANK GOD.

"Why is there 3 traitors? Why not just 1?" "The traitors meet up and discuss things" "How do the others not know these 3 people are meeting?" "Oh ffs, cause they all sleep in different places!" "Nah I'm not having that." "Oh please stop talking" #TheTraitors

Other half was watching #TheTraitors. I've never seen it so asked for a summary. She said, "3 of them are traitors and write letters to people to tell them they are dead. Then the rest politely discuss who the traitors might be." I said, "That's it? THAT has the nation on the edge of its seats?"

On episode 4 of #Landman with Billy Bob Thornton and Kayla Wallace who are both great and hilarious. Hope they make multiple seasons.

There can't be many losers up this early on New Year's Day watching Tales Of The Unexpected, but I'm one of them.