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dangittommy.bsky.social
Packaged in Kansas by real dads.
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Power’s gone out at work. I wonder if they’ll send us home early tonight, we gotta work Saturday, anyway.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

I could swear one of the machine maintenence guys at work is trying to prey upon one of my female coworkers. But maybe the attraction is mutual, I don’t know

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Bummerrrr. ):

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

So the backup car was having issues, and now I’m on a backup-backup. I’m not the most religious guy around, but the fact I even have that option proves I’m far more blessed than I deserve to be.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK! ITS A SUNDAY🌞

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

No, say it louder. It's absolute bullshit how Across the Spider-Verse made over $300 million in profit, yet neither Marvel nor Sony could be bothered to defray the hospital bills of the man who co-created Miguel O'Hara. Instead they left his wife and family scrambling to afford to live.

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

I keep hearing about Solo Leveling like I kept hearing about Sword Art Online in the 2010s. Everyone losing their shit over it at first, then I go to watch it, and after like three episodes it's hot garbage.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna sound corny, but this is something I tell myself a lot, They need you hopeless. They need you sick, sad, angry, and above all hopeless. So doing anything that’s fun, stimulating, fulfilling is an act of rebellion. Go have some fucking fun and be a rebel!

submitted 7 days ago • 44 comments

Then stop shoving it in our @sagaftra.org contracts. Actors hate this shit too.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

sometimes these live action remakes feel like they're a super high budgeted version of ragebait. They do get a lot of people talking about them.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Sam’s Club wanted my review of today’s shopping experience

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Dude at work talking about how he bedded two women at once. Meanwhile I can’t even get one girl to text me back. Man.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Live-action Cammy better be hot.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Machine at work is having issues again, so it feels like the day is going by a hell of a lot slower than normal.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Kingdom Hearts youtubers on their way to make a video about Missing Link's cancellation using a sad and/or shocked Sora png for the thumbnail:

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

Grand Ol' Prudes

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

happy week b4 darkness emergent. 75% off for all attendees of darkness emergent! That means! $4 for 1000 words (sfw) and $5 for 1000 words (nsfw) v5 character sheets are $1; $4 for editing; $3 for a one shot! #vampirethemasquerade #darknessemergentla #darknessemergent #vtm bethcnyesda.carrd.co

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

All the hottest chicks I know are fucking dudes that look like Post Malone. Is that what I’m doing wrong?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Things that seem off about your brain or body are not going to magically fix themselves. There are probably meds, supplements, vitamins, stretches, exercises that you need in your life. See dr's if you can And ffs take mental health seriously or you’ll never mature past your 20s like a lame boomer!

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Finally watching Sling Blade in earnest.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I really am about to max out my credit card for this car repair.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Oof, car needs a new engine. Thank god I have a backup car.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Only 1,361 days left to go, IF he doesn’t worm his way into a third term, which I suspect he will.

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submitted 28 days ago • 45 comments

Working Saturday, but it’s only 11 AM- 6 PM. First Saturday I’ve had to work in almost a year.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Working til 11:30 tonight. It’ll be close to midnight when I get home, so I am gonna have to be quiet when I roll in.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Something something snowbunny mind control.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Do you look up your city's mugshots to see if you recognize anyone, or are you normal?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The world’s become so much of a scary place now that I genuinely don’t believe things will ever get better. How close to Doomsday?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Slow day at work. The machine I’m usually at is all the way down, so I’m just putting together boxes for other lines. Wouldn’t mind going home early tonight tbh.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think I’ll ever be over Michelle Trachtenberg being gone. 😢

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 12 comments

Bruh, the freakin’ LATINAS they got working here. 😩

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so tired of shitty old men and their wives getting to ruin everything

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

I don’t think I’ve ever bought this bread. I sure as shit won’t now.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Thank god I have the ability to go out to my car on my breaks to avoid the noisy eaters in the breakroom.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Everything is bad except for dogs

submitted 39 days ago • 1589 comments

Damn machine at work keeps screwing up. They should either fix it, or send me to another line so I can do some damn work. 😤

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇 Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨

submitted 41 days ago • 602 comments

Can't help but notice that the Christians who pitched a fit when Trans Day of Visibility was on the same day as Easter, are suddenly quiet when Stoner Day is on Easter.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

submitted 44 days ago • 350 comments

on the bright side, I only have 850 left to pay on my medical bills! hmu if you want me to write you things 👏

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Some day, I’ll remember to plug in the air fryer before putting food in there. Today is not that day.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a dude at my new job who sounds exactly like Three Dog from Fallout 3.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Tinder needs a section of just goth girls.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments