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In the first 5 min of this new season of Reacher, Reacher says ACAB and that’s why we love him folks.

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

Now that Musk in charge its only a matter of time until the right gets what they’ve really wanted: the return of the sexy green m&m

Richmond needs its own pheer.com clone for shows. Growing up with that in the DC area really helped cultivate a solid punk/hardcore/metal scene.

If I was a nascar driver, I would simply go faster than the other guys

Its cool how tech keeps pumping billions into genAI when the one useful AI, spellcheck, has just gotten worse over the years

I clearly have been listening to @fivefourpod.bsky.social for too long b/c the first big law firm that came to mind to destroy fight club style wasn’t my old firm but was Jones Day

Hanger should squash MJF.

Gonna become a millionaire by starting a company that advertises itself as “AI-free”

Early on when I was getting my econ degree a professor told us something along the lines of “this is all fake and the economy only exists for as long as people believe in it”

Reporters need to stop referring to DOGE as if its a real thing. It’s not. Just say “Musk and his lackeys are doing XYZ” or something. Stop making it seem like he has real authority.

Wellness check for Drake

Have O’Reilly and Roddy been doing Chasing the Dragon?

If you want to prepare for a post-apocalyptic world, getting into camping/backpacking/climbing is a good way to learn a bunch of useful survival skills without becoming (or looking like) a doomsday prepper freak

I imagine Elon has security around him 24/7 so it would be difficult to give him a wedgie or a swirly or shove him in a locker. His little fuckbois on the other hand are likely fair game and it wouldn’t be too difficult to tie their shoelaces together.

You should have to pass a test before being allowed to use self checkout

Me: Hm that new movie looks interesting let me watch the trailer. Yep, I’ll watch that tomorrow when I have time. Hulu: Like hell you will, I’m gonna remove it from the main page and the newly added section so you can never find it again.

How does this admin not have one person who understands that the fed gov’t is a huge factor in maintaining a low unemployment rate and a functioning economy?

I can no longer support the Hurt Syndicate in AEW now that I see Shelton Benjamin wearing those dumb dress sneakers with a suit.

Guy who looks at photos of a completely leveled Gaza and thousands of massacred children: “I can tolerate this, but Trump claiming he’s going to turn it into a resort town is where I draw the line.”

In a new own-goal world record, a Stanford professor and one of Minnesota's designated experts in deepfake AI was disqualified as an expert in defense of an anti-deepfake statute because he used ChatGPT to help write his expert report and cited the hallucinated academic article titles it spit out.

The US is probably due for its own little junta but we don’t have any cool military leaders

So it’s already unlawful, and we’re gonna try to pass another law against it?

Fingers crossed one of Musk’s stooges presses the wrong button and accidentally eliminates all student loan debt

Been seeing takes on welcoming Trump voters into the fold, which is fine, but if you find yourself in that position its important to make sure they understand it’s not just Trump who is making them suffer, its the entire GOP.

These 19 yo virgins wouldn’t be anywhere near gov’t funds if they had just been shoved in a few lockers in high school

HHH says they had an attendance of 70,347 as there is an on-screen graphic below him that uh, doesn't say that.

Someone should do something about this Elon guy