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I know Kieran Culkin is the favorite to win the Best Supporting Actor Oscar, but what they’re forgetting is that Jeremy Strong is the oldest boy

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I can’t think of Royal Tenenbaum saying “Damn it! That’s the last time you stab me!” without laughing out loud. It’s been years I saw the film but it still happens anyway. Thanks Gene (it’s short for Genius).

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Is there a more annoying and infuriating voice than “gambling ad on a podcast” voice? I would argue; no.

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Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

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Yes, this is annoying. But you have to consider that before this technology, we simply did not have the ability to describe the plots of decades old movies in 1-2 sentences

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Probably the heavy drinking I did back then

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I was thrown out of the cafe owners’ guild for suggesting that we all create simple websites where people could see our menus and opening hours. They’re still enraged with me but history will be kind to my radical ideas.

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I’m learning jiu but not jitsu. Trying to get into partial arts.

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I realize there is a limited audience for this take, but the 2010 My Chemical Romance album Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys has some bangers on it.

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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

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Got it, like the horchata in American Vandal.

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ME: surely Severance has enough great characters actors in its cast, it couldn’t possibly add anyone that I’d be super excited to see SEVERANCE: here’s Merritt Wever, you dumb idiot

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Went to Costco and discovered a new catchphrase for Perry White.

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I think this error message means my washing machine is sick of all the woke BS.

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I stand by this. Everyone has been asking the wrong question.

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I’m all for it. This song rules.

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Songs about the Sandman ranked by how menacing they make the Sandman sound: 1. Roy Orbison - In Dreams 2. Metallica - Enter Sandman 3. The Chordettes - Mr. Sandman

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This photo will be in history books (more specifically, my upcoming book “The History of Evil Shitheads”).

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Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal

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