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We’re all scared, the tragic events of Pittfest are still fresh in our minds.

excuse me I believe we are giving him 368 billion dollars

I would both kill and die for her

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

My favorite song about another artist is Alex Chilton by The Replacements. It’s a song by one of my favourite bands about one of my favourite songwriters, and also it’s just an A+ toe-tapping banger.

“Human rights for some. Miniature American flags for others.”

Here at the Sustainability Times we're really excited about Sustainability happening eventually whenever someone gets around to inventing it someTime we guess

My five favorite black and white movies are: All About Eve The Apartment Casablanca Sullivan’s Travels A Night at the Opera I had to limit myself to one Wilder or he’d have taken over the list. Could’ve easily had Double Indemnity, Some Like it Hot and Sunset Boulevard in there.

5 minutes in the role of Environment Minister and Murray Watt has already torched his credibility.

I woke up even madder at the Handmaid’s Tale finale than I was when I went to bed.

Turns out that “just fine” was being generous for one of these.

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

My partner is off at a girls’ weekend and the kids are asleep, so I’m doing what any guy would do: watching The Cabinet of Dr Caligari on blu ray.

My son has introduced me to an internet phenomenon called Italian Brainrot and I’ve never been more convinced that the whole “computers” experiment was a mistake.

Are we celebrating Tom Cruise?! Cool cool cool My top 10: Magnolia A Few Good Men Minority Report War of the Worlds Mission: Impossible Edge of Tomorrow Eyes Wide Shut Tropic Thunder Collateral Cocktail

"formal reviews are embargoed" my team would NEVER. here's what I made if you like it tell somebody if you don't like it you can do that too, I put love into what I do and love is fearless repulsed by these people and their bad priorities

bug cops just arrived to arrest me for bug murder. didn’t even know that was a thing. they showed up in a teeny little police car and everything. I’d guess it’s about the moth I got with a flyswatter last month, but I can’t really hear them. kind of obvious what to do here but I feel bad

Friend: Hey man, where's your stupid gigantic wife with the insanely good hearing (ground starts rumbling) Me: You fool! You fool!

What a funny way to say "without consent"

got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.

Okay we can have a liberal Joe Rogan but it should be someone else from the cast of Newsradio, for balance. I vote for Vicki Lewis.

Between The Last Of Us, The White Lotus, The Handmaid’s Tale and Severance, it’s been a huge year for expensive prestige dramas releasing long-awaited seasons that are Just Fine

I am opting out of this because I did the test and one of my top four is someone from The Walking frickin Dead

Media figures cracking their knuckles and warming up the arguments they plan to use to tank the democrats again in 2028

The Montague St bridge has gotta lift its game. Ball’s in your court, Monty.

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

Bunnings at 6pm on a Sunday night is a weird vibe. Everyone here ran out of time to do their weekend projects but we’re all pretending we can fit one lil’ job in.

…does he mean as the cause of death?

Hang on Israel got through to the Eurovision grand final!? They weren’t chased out of there by an angry mob?!

I have discovered either the best or worst named board game of all time.

It’s fun, in a bleak sort of gallows way, to try tracking how Trump lands on his nonsense. Like I THINK what happened here is that someone told him at some point that focusing on everyday issues like grocery prices is old-fashioned politics, but because his brain is made of dirt, here’s where we are