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danheilman.bsky.social
Coming to you from that oasis of sanity they call St. Paul, Minn.
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not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

submitted 2 days ago • 86 comments

Alpha News has no competitors because they are not a serious outlet for journalism. So based on the headline, this column is Andy making the case for them deserving respect from absolutely nobody, right?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Crucial context for that wild Lenny Randle clip that made the rounds a few years ago.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

haha it's called a job

submitted 11 days ago • 80 comments

Today's Star Tribune featured obituaries of people whose surnames were Headline and Croissant.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

An entire party that's cooked its own brains over the social acceptability of doodads and snacks. Straws are for women. M&M's are woke. Bud Lite is DEI. Goya beans are freedom. LED light bulbs are gay. Adult diapers are manly. How do these people not drown in the shower?

submitted 17 days ago • 93 comments

Sure, you could try to buy something by Couch Flambeau, Bloodsport or Breaking Circus from the Steve Albini estatate sale. Or you could get a Billy Joel record. www.stevealbiniscloset.com/stuff/p/attila

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment