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danheilman.bsky.social
Coming to you from that oasis of sanity they call St. Paul, Minn.
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What happened to Senator Padilla is absolutely DISGUSTING. Point blank, period. This shit is out of control. Another elected official disrespected while doing their job. (1/2)

submitted 9 hours ago • 945 comments

Another Brian Wilson banger courtesy my friend Rachel

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

The thrill of picking up a clear-channel (not Clear Channel) AM station such as WLS Chicago late at night, then falling asleep with the radio on underneath your pillow and waking up to the realization that half your allowance will have to go toward a new 9-volt battery.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

submitted 5 days ago • 86 comments

Alpha News has no competitors because they are not a serious outlet for journalism. So based on the headline, this column is Andy making the case for them deserving respect from absolutely nobody, right?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Crucial context for that wild Lenny Randle clip that made the rounds a few years ago.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

haha it's called a job

submitted 14 days ago • 80 comments

Today's Star Tribune featured obituaries of people whose surnames were Headline and Croissant.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

An entire party that's cooked its own brains over the social acceptability of doodads and snacks. Straws are for women. M&M's are woke. Bud Lite is DEI. Goya beans are freedom. LED light bulbs are gay. Adult diapers are manly. How do these people not drown in the shower?

submitted 20 days ago • 93 comments