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I choose freedom.

submitted 27 days ago • 22 comments

To be groovy - is a gift

submitted 27 days ago • 12 comments

What I have done or thought about sexually has nothing to do with whether or not I am gay. If anything, I am so comfortable as a heterosexual cisgender man, that I’m willing to do things that would likely threaten a more insecure man’s fragile masculinity.

submitted 78 days ago • 8 comments

I’m sorry to everyone who doesn’t like the car screaming videos but I am going to keep choking on the algorithms cock until I own you

submitted 78 days ago • 14 comments

I am aware of the situation.

submitted 78 days ago • 7 comments

Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame. But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.

submitted 79 days ago • 10 comments

Hey all this is Eddie. I am so confused honestly and I am really regretting working here

submitted 85 days ago • 21 comments

Dan had a ton of these that went unused. I’m not nearly as funny as him, so I won’t even try. Maybe something like “When Janey forgets the prune juice from the store!” -Eddie

submitted 95 days ago • 26 comments

Hey everybody, we’ve been discussing internally whether or not Blue Sky sucks and if maintaining an account on here is a useless waste of time. The consensus seems to be, we’ll keep it around, and use it as sort of a “dumping ground” for garbage

submitted 95 days ago • 15 comments

Beautiful service for a beautiful guy!

submitted 96 days ago • 38 comments

I hate being a [OCCUPATION]

submitted 98 days ago • 17 comments

Bald Man Screaming

submitted 98 days ago • 11 comments

Old person, saying something off color and irreverent

submitted 98 days ago • 6 comments

Anyone different from me, should be killed!

submitted 98 days ago • 24 comments

Cocky want 口&エｉ7ｎ彑ｇ 14もｂ口ｏ工ｉ刀ム

submitted 98 days ago • 6 comments

Imagine a future where this is your wife!

submitted 98 days ago • 15 comments

Thanks to AI, death is now no different than getting a new iPhone.

submitted 98 days ago • 5 comments

An old picture of Dan’s we circled back on quite a bit. Could never quite crack it. -EDDIE

submitted 99 days ago • 8 comments

Fuck yes baby you’re so hot

submitted 100 days ago • 29 comments

We have a lot of updates about Dan’s condition but are workshopping how we can best package them content-wise to make sure we get as many eyeballs as possible!

submitted 100 days ago • 3 comments

Hey y’all, just wanted to say Addie has been so great throughout this entire process. She has been texting me every day if there’s anything she can do for me while I’m at the hospital with Dan. People have been giving her a hard time back on X, but she has been a rockstar. -EDDIE

submitted 100 days ago • 5 comments

“How can Dan consent if he’s in a coma?” Our AI has been trained so thoroughly on Dan’s content, journals, & therapy notes, that it is functionally him. By proving in court our AI will make the same choice as Dan 99% of the time, it can function as his legal consent for document signing, etc.

submitted 102 days ago • 9 comments

While Dan Hentschel is in a coma, we will continue to provide his content thanks to the generative AI model developed by COCKY WANT BOING BOING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEMS. See for yourself with the first ever completely 100% AI generated Dan Hentschel video: youtu.be/XcRm_FJjo4E

submitted 102 days ago • 7 comments

Hello all! We have incredibly exciting news. While Dan is in a coma, we have developed an AI model trained on all of Dan's content that is capable of replicating it exactly. It can do text, photo, video-- everything. You will likely not even notice he is gone.

submitted 102 days ago • 14 comments

I just graduated in the spring and started working for Dan in June making $10 an hour. Is this good for an entry level social media manager in Los Angeles? I know I am lucky to even have a creative job at all so I'm not complaining, just curious what others make! -EDDIE

submitted 103 days ago • 25 comments

I have rewatched the video of Dan choking over and over. He would want us to laugh. He would want us to share. He would want it to go viral. That’s why, when faced with what he likely thought was his death, he chose to open the camera app— not the phone.

submitted 103 days ago • 8 comments

Also I have received some pushback regarding our decision to post the video of him choking. Dan’s rule with medical emergencies was always: film first, help second.

submitted 103 days ago • 5 comments

To be honest, it is kind of a relief that Dan is in a coma. I always feel like I am disappointing him, or not doing a good enough job. But, I should be grateful— a lot of people would kill to be in my position.

submitted 103 days ago • 5 comments

I have spoken with Dan’s doctor briefly, but because of my struggles with autism I cannot tell if the doctor seems hopeful or pessimistic about his chances of recovery. I will keep you updated if anything changes. -EDDIE

submitted 103 days ago • 12 comments

Hey everybody this is Eddie, Dan’s social media manager. Thanks for your well wishes. Dan is in the hospital recovering from the “epi-sode” (Epi pen episode). Dan has a severe peanut allergy and normally keeps an epi pen in the glove compartment, but unfortunately it was not there at the time.

submitted 103 days ago • 16 comments