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Writer of Horror, Thrillers, Fantasy, and children's books. I also created a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style horror game. Wow, I should really focus. https://www.danielfox.online/
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"The box. You opened it. We came." Demons who haven't had their box opened in quite a while. #horror #horrorbooks🩸📚

Sees the next generation of children fall in love with books. "How wonderful!" Sees the next generation of children turning corners of pages down instead of using bookmarks. <screams internally> #📚💙 #books📚

Add the word "Kitten" to any book title and you have yourself a cozy read: The Exorcist Kitten The Kitten Exorcist The Kitten Haunting of Hill House The Shining Kitten Lord Kitten of the Flies 50 Shades of Grey Kittens My Sister's Kitten's Keeper #📚💙 #books📚

Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now

"Sir, I'm sure that white whale was very mean to you but honestly I'm just here for the paycheck." #📚💙 #books📚

"Don't you think you have too many books?" - My mom on a visit. Anyway, I've retconned my backstory so that instead of having a mom I was raised by a pack of wolves that really love books. #📚💙 #books📚

"I shit you not" - Yoda claiming dibs on the bathroom

So what's everybody's favourite book about a whale named Moby Dick? #📚💙 #books📚

"You don't need another book." Sounds exactly like something the Too Many Books Police would say. 🤔 #📚💙 #books📚

Just saw someone savagely turn down the corner of a page instead of using something, *anything,* for a bookmark. DAY RUINED! #📚💙 #books📚

Reports of my having a "book addiction" have been 𝗀̶𝗋̶𝖾̶𝖺̶𝗍̶𝗅̶𝗒̶ 𝖾̶𝗑̶𝖺̶𝗀̶𝗀̶𝖾̶𝗋̶𝖺̶𝗍̶𝖾̶𝖽̶. 𝖬̶𝗈̶𝗌̶𝗍̶𝗅̶𝗒̶ 𝖾̶𝗑̶𝖺̶𝗀̶𝗀̶𝖾̶𝗋̶𝖺̶𝗍̶𝖾̶𝖽̶. 𝖠̶ 𝗍̶𝗂̶𝗇̶𝗒̶ 𝖻̶𝗂̶𝗍̶ 𝖾̶𝗑̶𝖺̶𝗀̶𝗀̶𝖾̶𝗋̶𝖺̶𝗍̶𝖾̶𝖽̶? #📚💙 #books📚

And I’ll do it again. #booksky

Is it a good sign when bookstore employees start dancing and cheering and signing their children up for college when you enter? They love me for my personality, and not for my book-buying problems, right? #📚💙 #books📚

there's one thing girls want and it's disgusting: faster compiler times.

See a person buy a new book: "How nice! I hope they found a new story to fall in love with. I hope rainbows and birdsong accompany them on their way to their favourite reading nook." They yank open the pages to crack the spine of the book. "Monster! You're a monster! I condemn you, forever!" #📚💙

#booksky #books #bookaddict #booklovers #bookish #bookworm #booktok #readers #reading #bookrecs #kindle #romance #romancebooks #bookquotes #fantasyromance #darkromance #darkromancebook

Being a writer isn’t all fun and games. For example, sometimes we have to drink coffee, and other times we have to stare off into space and daydream. Occasionally we have to take a little nap.

Other people's TBR piles whisper to them "Other people will never understand you like I do," and "It's just you and me against the world." Right? That's a totally normal thing, isn't it? ...guys? #📚💙 #books📚

Just reposting this because apparently it's going to be evergreen for at least the next 4 years. Take a moment every day just to tend to your mental health.

"Just let me slip into something more comfortable." <Lays out on couch, chooses book that isn't James Joyce's "Ulysses".> 📚💙 #books📚

TRUMP: I just put a 30% tariff on you CANADA: well we just put one on you TRUMP: oh yeah how much CANADA: 69% TRUMP: *grits teeth super hard* nice

#📽️Film I mentioned before that I couldn't imagine the amount of work that went into the 1965 Russian filmed version of "War and Peace." Turns out there's a documentary about it, and the production was even bigger than I thought: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMsl...

I swear that when I go to my TBR pile to choose my next read some of the books rise up on their hind pages and deliberately attempt to look cuter than the other books. #📚💙 #books📚 #reading

i really hope someone empties it out at the end of the day

I've been watching the 1965 Russian film version of "War and Peace" (you can see it for free on Youtube). Those battle scenes - I can't imagine how long it took to arrange and film them. Really impressive. 📽️Film

I'm a pro-subtitles movie-watching kind of guy. I'll put them on for foreign movies over dubs for sure, but I'll also slap them on even English stuff if I'm having a crunchy snack. What can I say? I take the tough stands when nobody else will. 📽️Film

Watched Tarkovsky's "Solaris" and "Stalker" back-to-back. I don't think I understood everything, but I can't stop thinking about them. 📽️Film

My overstuffed bookshelves seeing me approaching with the copy of "Anna Karenin" I just finished: "You've got to be kidding me." #📚💙 #books #reading

Should bookshelves creak like an old pirate-ship? Just how many books can you cram in there before the whole thing just explodes? #📚💙 #books📚

At what point does my TBR pile just become my personality? #📚💙 #books📚 #reading

Stewart didn’t know how much longer he could fake laugh at Linda’s idiotic jokes, but he did know he didn’t want to be glue.

Do you read more than one book at a time? #BookSky #Books #AudioBooks

Like the Gary Oldman version of "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy"? Did you know there is a 1979 version starring Alec Guinness? It's a series, not as cinematic as the movie version, but it's stuffed with great acting. Bonus - there's a sequel "Smiley's People." They're both available on Youtube. #📺TV

My brain literally cannot comprehend all of the bad stuff that just happened today so instead: scholastic book fair now has online wallets that you can use for your kiddos at the book fair- but also, you can donate to “share the fair” so others w/o can get books.

"I'm sure you're a nice guy under all that fur but honestly I'm just staying because I'm really into your library." 📚💙 #books📚

Just managed to cram one more book into my bookshelves, AMA. 📚💙 #books📚

Oh sure, everybody has their favourite authors or books, but the *real ones* have favourite bookmarks. Do you guys have top tier bookmarks? What do they look like? 📚💙 #books📚