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I'm done not having these image ready any time I encounter performative masculinity. *Idiotic hand cutting motion by my throat* DONE.

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Tell me, where are your friends? Human beings have friends, Harry-boy. Where the hell are yours?

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AOC: I was watching earlier today on TV, someone was saying, “Why are AOC and Bernie going to Idaho?” I’ll give you one simple answer: It’s because you matter

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It's not enough to be right, you also have to be cool, or else you're just annoying

submitted 155 days ago • 51 comments

The exact people who complain about kids these days getting participation trophies absolutely love “creating AI art.”

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Remember when the internet spent an entire week melting down over whether Israel bombed this hospital once? And then the entire media and Democratic policy apparatus decided it not only hadn’t but that claims that it did discredited all Palestinian claims forever? www.reuters.com/world/middle...

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

I’m wrong a lot

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as dungeon master i have put a 140 percent tariff on characters with a tortured past who watched their parents die when a certain monster raided their village and now theyre out for revenge

submitted 10 days ago • 22 comments

It’s sad to lose our hegemonic stranglehold on the global economy but luckily Americans are resilient and won’t all murder each other the second we are denied basic conveniences and treats. so it’s basically fine

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

yet all were vain

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we need jeb bush now more than ever

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

I feel like celery seeds are about to have a moment in a big way

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

No offence to the current pope, but let’s be honest: all the recent popes have been ugly as shit and it’s time they picked a hot one

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No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

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A world without Trans people has never existed, and it never will. More than visibility, we need safety 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 18 days ago • 25 comments

Your hat, however, is the most convenient.

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Time to go to work in the shit factory!

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@redistrict.bsky.social is a hyperintelligent chode who likes having lots of fascists in his comments

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the O's are absolutely shelling the Jays and i can't even make a lighthearted joke about the war of 1812 without feeling like it's punching down right now, dammit

submitted 22 days ago • 21 comments

America summarized literally.

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q: How will we balance the power between the foster agency women, which of them will be in charge? a: What are you f*cking 12? Now get over her and help me haul these 40 lb pails of kitty litter.

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Debate topic: socialism is actually my second most preferred system of government, clearly the best one is handing over absolute control of society to the middle aged women who run animal foster agencies

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You’re right Joanna! AI will remain free of the profit incentives that ruined search engines forever and ever! www.wsj.com/tech/persona...

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SHIVERS - Meet me there -- wafting above the burnt ruins. Le Retour is waiting. ESPRIT DE CORPS - And Station 41 and the glow of its desk lamps, the clicking of coffee mugs, clouds of cigarette smoke and the ringing telephone... your youth. There is still a way back.

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The lifetime cost of the F-35 fleet, where only about 30% of them are capable of fully operating at any given time, is 2 TRILLION dollars. These people claim social security and Medicaid are bankrupting the country. This is why you know the whole DOGE thing is bullshit.

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

@bookofkellz.bsky.social my child LOVES your work

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