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Logged into Gmail from a Windows computer for the first time in a long time and Jesus this is all going to collapse in a huge way

Walking next to a stream filled with garbage breathing in the fumes of a bobcat, what life in Texas is all about

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

Mavs are about to start a dude named "kylor"

severance is a pretty cool show if you like to watch people walk in a straight line for 35 minutes

bumper sticker on a cybertruck that says "I bought this before elon went crazy" is so good, like ok so you've just been a dumbass for life

if you're not kicking the can on filing your taxes at least a few months you still have too much faith in our institutions

I don’t care for Oscars. I’m more of a movies guy

Kyle MacLachlan’s beautiful tribute to David Lynch

Rest in peace to the god

outside the water consumption problem, i think we've culturally tilted too far into almonds. almonds are ultimately a bench warmer nut

got recommended uncle Bob today lmao

get outta here

I have seen a tandem bicycle every single day post Christmas was that at the top of a gift guide or what

2025 is the year I eat a lot more cabbage

damn I was banking on Carter for '28

squid game is a masterclass of a TV show designed to waste your time

Going ocked

Becoming an adult is realizing a productive cough by Titus andronicus is one of their best albums

Stray Reddit observation from years back: someone ELI5'd why cloning Dolly didn't create a new industry in vat-grown sheep. Someone replied we had a reliable, cost-effective, centuries-old method of growing more sheep already.

i love right-handed people, i have a lot of them in my life, but like ... that's not the hand you're supposed to write with. knock it off. what are you doing. you're making a fool of yourself. in fact, i think i'm going to cut you out of my life

training my brain by listening to McCartney 2 50 times a day

A nation state’s geography “shifting” and “shaping” like it’s a beautiful sandcastle on the beach and not an occupying colony slaughtering and ethnically cleansing and STEALING

(rage against the machine voice) Fuck you I won't be using a pass key

hotel sleep paralysis 😎

Have told people for years that Austin is turning into Dallas but here to report that that has stopped happening and it is turning into a secret third thing that I have not figured out yet

Can't tell if I'm ruining all these people's content by being in the background of their shots dressed like the CEO shooter or making it better

In Austin for 45 seconds and the cybertruck count is at 2

Very funny to open your front door expecting a freezer and instead it's an i3 processor

so am i missing something, or is the

heading over to bum's if you want anything

says more about me than anything but all merch sucks now, huh

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

chest freezer delivery delayed....just put me in the trash...

jay chou 69 t-shirt