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There’s no way this guy is real lol BOVINE SCAT

Y’all ever finding yourself wondering how people you thought were really smart end up making horrible decisions, like, repeatedly? Not to be judgy but damn, yo, figure it out?

Ritchie Rich is a WILD movie lol. Richard rich is, like, a comically rich benevolent billionaire that has never fired anyone and buys up failing factories to keep people working? The bad guy is a *bad* billionaire doing a hostile take over? Richie yearns to play ball with commoners?

Uh, I just saw a dude in an American flag cowboy hat and a rifle slung over his shoulder waiting for the bus on front ave?

Daima has been fun but people are going to argue of canon, continuity, power scaling, etc forever now. It’s such a mess.

Very hard to be mad about this.

Just thinking about how violent crime rates and real median wages have an almost perfect inverted correlation since the 90s (crime is way down, real wages are way up).

If you don’t see what they’re doing here I can’t help you.

Conservatives want people arrested for helping to inform people who may be targeted by ICE of their rights. These are the same people that would recite a Facebook script about their HIPPA rights if you asked them to mask during the pandemic. Clowns.

There’s a reply guy in all the local news feeds and he yells at the media, no matter how uncontroversial the topic is. It’ll be a tweet about stray cats or whatever and he will be like KGW YOU’RE BOVINE SCAT. Here’s a sample tweet. Dude is unhinged.

I notice that Dave Chappelle is trying to rebuild his reputation lol.

Assuming we have democracy in 2028… what about Warnock?

There is this dude that does “the empire was right” and “the sith were right” videos on YouTube. This has to just be straight up fascist propaganda, right?

Do they still send a bill in the mail every year for the Portland art tax?

TikTok lol

Seeing as Oregon is 1-1 vs Ohio state, I hereby claim a split natty on Oregon’s behalf. Good season boys. Happy to share it with tOSU, they played hard too!

If nothing else maybe people will stfu about Oregon’s performance vs tOSU

???

Huh. I wonder what this is about?

MSM putting oligarchy in scare quotes. Cool.

Just a reminder that it was reported in August that Trump had been in contact with Netanyahu for months about Gaza. This is a transparent repeat of the Chennault Affair. Trump doesn’t deserve credit - his actions almost surely led to more deaths, not less.

Zoomers learning mandarin because of the TikTok ban rofl that generation is cooked

TikTok *is* bad btw.

Learning about Elon being a fake gamer is hilarious because it really jibes with his business and political activities. The guy has a massive case of imposter syndrome, which is amazing because it’s totally justified. No wonder people like him (or Trump, even) are so insecure!

Looking for some longer backpacking trip ideas for this season and AllTrails’ list of top trails is like “mirror lake!” (Day hike) “dog mountain!” (Another day hike!). Derp. Useless website lol.

One of my coworkers, Mexican dude, was just telling me that he has been getting harassed in public lately. Presumably Trump supporters… telling him to speak English, or saying Trump will get rid of him. “I don’t get it. I work hard, I pay taxes. I go home to my family like everybody else.” Ugh.

Look, I don’t mind supporting journalism. These prices seem pretty high, though, and the Oregonian also puts articles that are free elsewhere behind their paywall which is just annoying. $5 for a DAY PASS? The New York Times is $4/mo lol.

One of the most striking things about the discourse around the fires is that the right is blaming budget cuts but they’re the same people who always vote for the people who want more budget cuts. Republicans break the government and then try to gaslight you into blaming the other guys. Every time.

This is so fun rofl I just announced my starting QB to the rest of my dynasty with a chatGPT generated press release

ChatGPT is for writing up fictional college gameday broadcasts for your pac12 online dynasty, not to be used as a source for anything serious.

Daughter: dad, I like your funny jokes but I don’t like your bad ones. Me: oh? Daughter: I got you big time, dad! Wife: roasted! Daughter: roasted!

Thinking about that time Ash used a Krabby that he had never trained for the indigo plateau and then 3-0’ed his opponent with it.

Don’t worry Brock, you’ll find plenty of other women who will reject you!

I’m a child.

Fixing the CFP bracket: Guarantee spots for 5 conference champs and top 8 seeds for 4 of them. ASU/BSU end up getting a 5-8 seed and Clemson ends up at 12. Most years g5 gets the 12 seed.

Super has its flaws but the VIBES