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I’m a film geek who talks way too much about horror, D&D, and socialism. He/Him. I write about film at https://boxd.it/fsSV
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I think the takeaway is that a lot of Democrats are looking for a fighter, and others in the party should take note.

Seeing the Bengals extend both Chase and Higgins for 4 years.

People who are still writing stately essays about how 'fascism has arrived at our doorstep’: My dudes, autocracy rode down the escalator a decade ago. We get it, we've all read our Hannah Arendt. Hit the streets with the rest of us or find another way to make yourselves useful. The ship has sailed.

WWE fans will say “feel like shit just want him back” and the him is Big Bronson Reed

Chucky the killer doll would do a better senate majority leader than Chucky Shumer at this point. Ffs.

Please sign me up for this political movement!

Master businessman here folks. Def not a moronic techno cult leader who got brain worms from posting (the metaphorical kind, as opposed to RFKs literal brain worms)

Randomly watched a couple episodes of that Shamar Moore SWAT show and it is kinda really fun?

There's two types of democrats right now Newsom who thinks leaning right is the path forward And Walz who thinks we fight these weird motherfuckers.

A coworker told me that he wished he could ever be as witty as me and as nice as that was, if only he knew that level of witty only translates to mediocre, 0 like posts in Bluesky lol. Browsing the top of this site would break his brain.

This season of Survivor having a cast full of diversity and genuinely celebrating people with disabilities feels like such a breath of fresh air in the current environment. Truly America’s show.

Everyone quote dunking this saying the French Revolution was bad. No, the French Revolution was good.

Kind of heartbreaking to see social media, which for me has meant connecting with so many diverse people and building community, weaponized against us by billionaires. Twitter, Meta, and now even Reddit leaning that way. Guess this place is one of the last bastions

John Cena turned heel because The Rock agreed to finance Cena getting his hair back

Let’s yeeting go

Attending Monday Night Raw tonight, catch me yeeting live on Netflix

The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)

Federal employees - are you tired of Elon Musk trying to contact you? Have you tried pretending to be the mother of his children?

I stand by the fact that 1) Falcon and the Winter Soldier is one of the best post-Endgame things marvel has done and 2) it would have been even better with some edits down to make it a movie. It would have been a hell of a lot better than the Cap 4 that we got.

The thing about the Final Destination movies is that they all rule (except 4 which is just meh)

As someone who has said all season the Chiefs have kind of been playing like garbage compared to previous years and their luck couldn’t keep up

It was horrifying but also that Mountain Dew commercial where Seal was a seal did made me chuckle

Watching Tom Brady listen to Lady Gaga perform and have to pretend to enjoy normal human pleasures like music is sooooo funny

What the hell is this Polar Express-looking AI bullshit video in the Super Bowl pre-show?

I take back ever saying that Travis Kelce is the one good human on the Chiefs

God the women’s division of WWE is literally insane. Wild that creative has kept it entirely focused around just Rhea and Liv for 8 months

It is the most important day of the year: the annual WWE Royal Rumble

GF came down with the flu 2 days ago, started with a random cough and within 24 hours she was just out on the couch. Now I am starting to cough. Thoughts and prayers for me.

Kansas City, I hope Saquon Barkley scores 8 rushing touchdowns against you in the Super Bowl

Honestly been one of the bleakest weeks in recent memory. Not giving up, but hard to have any sort of hope for the world. Trying to focus all my energy into this wonderful love bug of a special needs kitty we adopted last week. His name is Bean.

Lynch’s work spoke to me on a profound level. Someone whose work feels so singular that he will never be replaced, though often imitated. The most intimate look at the human experience through the absurd. RIP to a legend.