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daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Writer/co-host of How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine
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Mitch McConnell Won’t Seek Reelection In 2026 http://theonion.com/...

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Today it’s the mother of all shows with special guest, Kevin Pollak! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

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@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social & I hit the Tesla boycott in NOHO!! #FireMusk #Teslasblow(Up)

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Today, we’ve got one hand over our drinks! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

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As DJ Khaled would say, “another one!” medium.com/slackjaw/im-...

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Maybe having JD Vance sing it was a mistake.

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My latest piece on Slackjaw! medium.com/slackjaw/fuc...

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I need an extended cruise voyage. #severance

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My son is making himself a smoothie. Does FEMA still exist, or no?

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Home sick today and was watching SVU. In it Fred Savage played a rapist. They asked the victim to describe him and I so wanted her to say,”He looked like the kid from The Princess Bride but grown up.”

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This week Stephen Kearin is back with the story of how he created Simlish! #thesims podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

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@msnbc.com I’m begging you to have your anchors use ballpoint pens when making notes. For those of us listening on Sirius or podcasts, the noise of the marker is excruciating. Also, it makes it seem like they aren’t listening to whoever is talking.

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@kenjennings.bsky.social thought you might enjoy this medium.com/slackjaw/i-f...?

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Please check out my first piece for Slackjaw! medium.com/slackjaw/i-f...

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i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet

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Wonder how he got that knee injury in prison.

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About to stock up on some bright green, rock-hard avocados. #tariffs

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Pasadena / Altadena: Had to return to the hood for another ins inspection & I see this guy roaming the streets. He drank tons of water from my hands. Was coaxing him into my car & the cops rolled up.. Found at corner of Mentone & Del Monte. Now at Pasadena Humane. PHS intake ID # A519983

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Today we’re getting radicalized with an insane story from Julie Mann! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

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Today we’re back in the studio and learning How to Survive ticks! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

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Almost as effective as a restraining order!

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