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danismashingit.bsky.social
Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. I could probably build bananas in America.
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Can’t talk, doing Canadian shit.

It took way too long to make this and I probably accidentally left some people out and they’re gonna be mad at me, god fucking damnit. I mean, follow these people! They’re good and/or funny. (I can remove you if you want, sorry, I fucked up)

Say it ain’t so?

I’ve survived horrors you can’t even imagine.* (*worked at Gap during the Sarah Jessica Parker collab)

My entire life has been a series of once in a lifetime events, i literally don’t give a shit.

harsh my mellow, i fucking dare you…

Spent the day listening to girlie pop, splashing about, and drinking assorted cutwaters. Doesn’t suck.

Me to the US daily.

It’s not a bag charm but I’ll take it.

just bought a snackle box, you can’t hurt me.

hello daddies

can you imagine what @chucktingle.bsky.social could do with this worm with 100 butts? www.livescience.com/marine-worm-...

I didn’t want to like Patrick Schwarzenegger, but here we are.

I love how dirty it feels when you accidentally like your own post and quickly undo it, hoping no one saw it

I’m in my slutty era. If anyone needs me, I’ll be carving myself some wooden stripper clogs so I can go Dutch if you know what I mean (I don’t know what I mean)

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

Oh you’re depressed? Have you considered getting a little cute pouch instead?

It’s wet spot on plastic chair season, rejoice!