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I love people. 🏳️‍🌈 ally. Husband, dad, friend. Generative AI practitioner, Enterprise Architect. Enormous ego. Kindness above all.
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I AM FORTY FUCKING FOUR I HAVE BEEN AN ADULT FOR DECADES DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A MILLENNIAL IS

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DirecTV keeps trying to change the channel to the Presidential Address. I think it's time to cancel DirecTV.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Someone liked this old thread, copying over in case it's helpful to you.

submitted 102 days ago • 6 comments

What a sad end to a great legacy. I'm so glad I canceled my sub.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is a feature not a bug

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, kids, we're going to have to cut short Cancun, I just got a surprise promotion to being in charge of the entire US government.

submitted 12 days ago • 85 comments

You know, I'm gonna skip that one. Read the room, BookBub.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Once again

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.

submitted 13 days ago • 2801 comments

Quick reaction from a federal law enforcement official: “Men like Emil Bove would rather destroy the federal criminal justice system than just get therapy, it’s appalling.”

submitted 18 days ago • 32 comments

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Andy Samberg is a genius. #SNL50

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

From the Oklahoma Voice. Yeah, Ryan Walters is even getting on Governor Stitt's last nerves.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

What do y'all think. Will tariffs help?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

WHOAH. I had not heard this. #PixelmatorPro #Apple

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

This message from The Philippines about my Massachusetts Toll Roads account seems totally legit. (Of passing interest - I have never driven a car in Massachusetts.)

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

That's the thing about fascism. The trains DON'T actually run on time.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I was told if we elected the fascist, egg prices would go down.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I believe there's an expression for this FA.... FO ... something?

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submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

The fact that nobody responded to this joke is an act of workplace violence.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

My heartiest Congrats to certain Democrats who retained their ideological purity. "Trump proposes ‘clean out’ of Gaza population" archive.is/XeD5N Sometimes the lesser of two evils is MUCH, MUCH lesser...

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a Cyberdumpster today. I think the clear stickers are to prevent finger oils from marring the metal.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

[FBI:CIA(NSA)]::DIA

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social

submitted 47 days ago • 41 comments

Every time the NYT sends me a "soul-warming 30-minute meal," they might as well label it, "Delicious food your kids will absolutely not eat. Don't kid yourself, bub."

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I usually say "money buys margin," which is to say, if shit happens, you don't have to scramble to deal with it. When my cat had a urinary tract infection two weeks ago that could have killed him, I didn't have to choose between him and an electric bill, or groceries. That's margin.

submitted 49 days ago • 60 comments

Tenney’s comments are outrageous and evil sure. But they also reflect a base factionalism that is a quite serious threat to American democracy. This is genuinely escalatory in the blue state-red state discourse.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Fun T&Cs for #Rednote / 小紅書 (Xiaohongshu)

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Reading post-apocalyptic novels, it always amuses me how long authors think the power grid will last - days or even weeks! In most places, less than an hour is my guess. There are just *so many* constant interventions at every level, and even if it’s automated, it requires human approval.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I hardly program anymore. But I needed to get in and troubleshoot a little thing this morning. It's amazing how many problems you can chalk up to "Are you sure you're looking at what you THINK you're looking at?"

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to

submitted 56 days ago • 42 comments

Whaddaya think guys, time for a reboot?

submitted 57 days ago • 16 comments

There is something so sweet about the human capacity for enthusiasm. For a few days everyone in LA has been glued to Watch Duty and getting in the weeds of how water drops work. Now there are people out here who honestly have a favorite water plane that they are following closely and rooting for.

submitted 57 days ago • 140 comments