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When your entire life is drama.

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I'm gonna set up an online account where I charge Americans a subscription and post videos and livestreams of me just buying a dozen eggs and smashing them one by one. Call it Oeuflyfans.

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#arselol

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Friend: "What are you up to tonight?" Me: "I'm going to a prog metal gig." Friend: "Oh cool, glad you're getting out more! Hey, you never know, maybe you'll meet a woman there!" Me: "...I'm going to a prog metal gig."

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Chromecast: People seem to really like this product now, I think we've nailed it! Google: See that clock? Chromecast: Oh yeah, people love it. They leave the device connected just for- Google: Make it smaller. Chromecast: What? Google: So small it's unreadable. Chromecast: But... Google: Fuck 'em.

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Please don’t call it man flu. Its correct name is manchester flunited.

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Maybe instead of going out on the piss, MPs could, I dunno, do their fucking jobs instead?

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Making a quality Expanding a 80s playlist social media 🤝🏻 site Lose The The

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I'd be furious if I was a Man Utd fan. INEOS have come in, they're mercilessly slashing costs at the expense of people who've been at the club for years and years, and they're still paying Antony a salary.

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Enjoy not having an election ever again, America.

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I don't know for sure and there's no way to prove it, but I'm pretty certain that the reason why the YouTube video of Planes Mistaken For Stars' "Funeral For a Friend" has the comments turned off is the sheer number of people saying 'This is where the band Funeral For a Friend took their name from.'

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And just like that, the Twitter account is gone. BlueSky, I'm all yours.

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Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

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Watching Friends and realising that the biggest problem with the whole show wasn't the homophobia or the anti-trans jibes, it was expecting us to believe that a Long Island prom queen pronounces her Rs.

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Listening to @mrjimcampbell.bsky.social run off a list of all my former haunts in Romford on this week's @footballramble.bsky.social Mailbag was a most welcome jaunt down memory lane!

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I wasn't feeling great, so I just listened to Placebo covering 'Boys Don't Cry'. I didn't feel any better.

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Starting to think that this Internet thing might be here to stay. hopes that being wrong about absolutely everything finally pays off

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That new Coldplay video with Dick van Dyke is wonderful. The song is decent, but DvD is utterly mesmerising even at 99 years old.

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Hello new followers! I mostly make silly jokes, lament West Ham's most recent failures, talk about my passions (music, gaming, archery) and occasionally plug my own stuff. Nice to meet you!

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Kemi Badenoch's response to Starmer's speech misses one key note - that you'd have to be a complete, blithering idiot to care about a word that Kemi Badenoch has to say about anything.

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Just did my first ever 2-hour independent archery shoot. Feel like I've had the shit kicked out of me. What a workout!

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New Year's Resolution no. 1 secured: Post something on BlueSky funny enough to get a retweet from @marawilson.bsky.social

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For me, the 2024 Olympics' legacy will be that, in the four months since the Closing Ceremony, I've gone from 'never shot a proper bow' to 'taster session' to 'beginners' course' to 'WA18-qualified club archer'. I got inspired, I went and I did. Take it away, Heather. youtu.be/OygsHbM1UCw?...

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Christmas 2037. Paul McCartney’s funeral concert has entered its seventh year. Choruses of “Simply having a wonderful Christmas time” are being interspersed with reprisals of the ‘Hey Jude’ hook. This dystopia is far worse than the one we feared when Trump won again.

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Graham Linehan 🤝🏻 Terrible gift Sack of shit

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I think that, “And finally, Kid Moe” is one of the most underrated Simpsons lines of all time.

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The chorus to 'Evacuate the Dancefloor' hits different if you imagine it taking place during the film A Quiet Place.

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If you’re ever wondering just how good a martial artist Danny Rand is supposed to be, just remember that he’s worth 7.79 Donnie Yen. #Marvel #IronFist

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The best part about joining Bluesky is that I can just copy and paste my best performing tweets over onto here.

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