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Racing kid of the 90s 🏁 📲 PR/Social Media man. Autosport/MN freelancer. Punslinger. Podcaster 🎙NUFC sufferer. Views my own.
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So, just put Death In Paradise on... Episode starts with a football match, and a player getting a straight red card for a two-handed push. FFS MAN. #NUFC

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Think this is most likely but with Burn involved instead of one of the others. I feel it's going to be a 'hang on desperately' gig with the hope of introducing Barnes, Willock and Wilson late on to nick it through tiredness and sheer frustration of them having Nunez on the pitch. #NUFC

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Absolutely devastating. #NUFC

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Maybe a poor comparison, but this is how that Marquez family one-two felt... #MotoGP #ThaiGP

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

MATCHDAY!! The magic of the FA Cup! Every single person inside the ground today has a responsibility to get behind the lads from the off. No excuses. This is a massive game and we need to be at it. HOWAY NEWCASTLE!!!! 🏴🏳️🏴🏳️🏴🏳️

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

So out of eight, seven of the FA Cup quarter-finalists are going to be Premier League teams. Gulf.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

In all seriousness, where are Pot 6 folk planning to head in town for the final? #NUFC

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

And in a shock to absolutely nobody... Wonderbar is going to be BUSY. #NUFC

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Answer: Newcastle United.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Even at 4-1, you can never discount Newcastle United from completely ruining your day.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT IS HAPPENING???? #NUFC

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Take it back. Soz.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Might see Osula in this game soon at this rate. One player is certainly having troubles. #NUFC

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is going to be horrible. I'm really not mentally up for this. #NUFC

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Results currently have been incredibly kind to us. Let's hope Dr Newcastle is off sick tomorrow. #NUFC

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Beto is getting player of the month, David Moyes is manager of the month, and Trump and is president (again). ...The fact this isn't all in a parallel universe is actually terrifying.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

That's more like it! #Supercars

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Having been to see the brilliant Andy Zaltzman's show in Durham last night, I can confirm that the world as we know it is now completely - and hilariously - fucked.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, I jest but Whitehall did a solid job at #F175 last night, and got some medium-well done roasts in on the main men. Imagine if Clarkson had been chosen.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The first Ferrari of the Lewis Hamilton era is here ❤️

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments

"....And this next song is called 'I'll Turn You On'. Highly unlikely, I think." #F175Live #TOTP #F1

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"...STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!" #F175Live

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"This guy over here... what do you do for a living?" #F175Live #F1

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Well, we got eight laps in at least 🌧 #NASCAR #Daytona500

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

An eyesore, personally... but a high 'step nose' McLaren concept in 1990 - tested at Monza - after sensing Tyrrell were onto something.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Briefly second, albeit ended (a wrecked) still solid fifth. Great effort, Helio Castroneves. #NASCAR

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

"But you're in the final at least?" Me:

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

At this rate, Isak's going to end up at Bournemouth in August.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

A shot! On target! We actually tried to do a football association soccer kick. Still 3-0. #NUFC

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Dr Newcastle is back. And he can piss right off.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Just HAVE to win tomorrow now. Feels like a big chance watching Chelsea balls it up. The fourth-place rubber band effect this season is bizarre. #NUFC

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Morrissey fidgeting around like he's on a bushtucker trial there. Still, tune. #totp

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Will certainly be strange not seeing Colin on the grid this year. Whatever the future holds, four BTCC titles and some incredible memories made.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Will we even make it to the Pot 6 draw? #NUFC

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Counting down the days 😎

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

“Sue Cook’s pulled out”

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

"Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe ready to make more than 100 redundancies..." 🤝

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Meh. But ok. At home ✅️ Honking opponent ❌️ #FACup #NUFC

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Oh it's ON now after that Plymouth result. That can of worms has been absolutely chainsawed open. #FACup

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment