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Hell of a thing to make a billboard about.

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I'm filing my declarations for county taxes and they're asking "How many airplanes do you own?" Slow down county, I don't even have power windows or locks on my car.

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In the back you can see 4 Light and 5 Light. As long as their next building isn't called Flesh Light I think we'll be fine. #KCMO

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This feels like we showed up as the 2014 Chiefs.

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It's about 03:00 in the morning in Philly so I'm calling random 215 and 267 numbers to wish them a good morning and "YOU CANT STOP THE THREEPEAT!" They've said odd untrue things about my mother.

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Chiefs and Eagles fans in New Orleans right now.

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The always relevant shirt for Chiefs Nation. #chiefs

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Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power.

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Wow, a Nazi runs our space program. That's so on brand for us. 🚀 #musk

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I do love how if a Chiefs play lasts for more than three seconds, the other team's defense forgets that Travis Kelce exists.

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Will it surprise you that the Lions are the oldest team in the NFL that has never made a Superbowl appearance? If you saw the game tonight, it won't surprise you.

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Someone told him who William Henry Harrison was.

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I ordered a large box of Cheez-Its from Amazon this morning and it said they would be delivered in two hours. Two hours later I checked my phone and it said they would be delivered Friday. What am I going to do until Friday, Amazon?

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Berenstain Bears: The Teenage Years. Brother is at college and dating a Panda, Sister brought home a Black Bear to "study" for the ACT's, and Honey is using they/them pronouns. Papa is mad and doesn't know where things went wrong. Mama keeps quiet because what would her church friends think.

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@franifio.bsky.social Hey Frani! Can you and John start West Coast Majority Report and assemble those Avengers?

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The movies don't go far enough to show how asexual King Arthur was in his stories (except that time with his sister), and how he really married Guinevere because her father offered him a wooden round table. He's a furniture slut.

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I've moved beyond the small amounts of garlic days, I'm into the mayonnaise jar of garlic phase.

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The Bills showed up to hurt the 49er's feelings.

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Staying warm inside cuddled up with this book on a snowy Kissinger in Hell day.

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NPR's fundraising strategy has gotten more extreme over the years. They used to say, "Do you have an extra car? Can we... Have it?" Then now they're like, "Everybody dies. Put us in your will!"

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I can't believe this was an actual anti-piracy campaign. Yeah I fucking would. I'd download a raisin and they're not even that great

submitted 100 days ago • 27 comments

It's rare to observe the delivery truck mating ritual in the wild, but they made each other's lights blink in passionate rhythmic intervals.

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At this point, complaining about hate on Twitter is like complaining about nudity at an orgy.

submitted 101 days ago • 165 comments

We should equalize air travel again. No first class, no business class. Pay Air Force pilots million dollar bounties on every private plane they shoot down. Either it gets better for all of us or the private plane users become spaghetti.

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The Darkness playing at The Truman tonight! Heck of a 20th Anniversary tour!

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Fire hydrants are depraved, doing this in broad daylight on a street corner. No shame at all.

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If the person who put up the sign is also the one who put the pizza crust on top, 10/10 marketing. Well done!

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The biggest problem of Twitter becoming X for me is I keep trying to tap the X to close it and nothing happens.

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There was a megaphone preacher downtown today making a huge point about how you can't hire a U-Haul to follow your hearse. He said it so much that I'm paying for that when I die to own that weak bitch.

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Time for the KC Symphony to play Harry Potter!

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I'm glad to see that Georgia is actually tackling New York's crime problem. Bravo!

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