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Laughing marks are considered the most dangerous
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they had a free pass to remold the country into an eternal christofascist dictatorship and promptly blew it because they thought a tiny perfect genius man lived inside the computer

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

Pretty much any Def Leppard song, but “pour some sugar on me” is probably the one that activates my desire to die the most. So many hours in the car as a kid with my dads classic rock station playing that abject garbage every 25 minutes

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Age yourself with a toy from your childhood

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about the customer at the last bike shop I worked at who kept buying various stand up bicycles and having us assemble them. they just kept getting weirder and less like normal bikes, and to this day I can't help but wonder what answer this guy was in search of with these machines

submitted 43 days ago • 5 comments

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 103 days ago • 101 comments