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Officially Spooked thinking about a timberwolf seeing my Siberian husky/Rottweiler mix with the same levels unease and existential dread as me seeing some cryptid barely able to keep on it's human mask. Like a mockery of its very being

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Need a caucus of senate dems that's whole job is to walk up to gop senators and go "this you you huge bitch?"

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Makes you think that to bees, we are gods from the Pantheons of Antiquity. Oh may the Gods of Old accept our humble offerings of comb and honey and wax. But The Old Ones are Fickle and Arbitrary and will strike us down on a whim. Some of bee-kind dare lash out at them, tragically ending their lives

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thinking about her

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Don't you threaten me with a good time

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currently in a HOUSE DIVIDED about next weekend

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We need to brooch how the internet might have an aneurysm if Isabella Merced is being courted by Alan Richardson who has told her the soul of his dead wife lives inside of her

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Granddad used to say "the dumbest thing you can do after skinning the cat is thinking you could do it again."

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My dads top 5 worst things: - Richard Nixon - the Irsay family (came up twice on Father's Day call) - Mac iOS - when i explained zoomers to him - people that don't like bourbon

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Love my dad, best FaceTime call recipient to ever live. Put that phone right below you chin, head on a swivel. never let that front camera catch you, thus stealing your soul.

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The gear shift from old brandy voice Michael Caine to 1970 young shouty Michael Caine never not cracks me up. YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF

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How I've been on hour 9 of analyzing probability percentages and gone: "can't wait to get home and analyze probability percentages, but for space genocide"

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Proud to announce that the Flying Dog Juicy Double Dog tall boy (13abv) as the recipient of the DTTYFUHHHBM award

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at this point, i'm going need a brewery to title a 8.5 Triple IPA: Don't Talk To Your Father Until He's Had His Brain Medicine

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Lot of post grad words here for "and not firebomb a Walmart"

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"Barry Allen's grandson is here from the future and he suuuuuuuuuuuuucks" waid was once again cooking

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