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Bisexual German companion 🏳️‍🌈🇩🇪 I welcome all genders & sexualities 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Glasgow based 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://allmylinks.com/dannischmidt 🍑
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Does Bordelle not let you use gift cards when buying during the sample sale??

Everyone is always talking about taking time off in the summer. While I don’t tour in August, I usually stay in Glasgow that month as I want to make the most of summer in Scotland. I also like to nip over to Edinburgh for the Fringe.

I currently have 769 followers! Can you help get me to 800? Retweet = 💖

Such thoughtful gifts! Club Mate in London - what a treat! And this book has been on my wish list for ages! Thanks B! ☺️

Created a new started pack for provider still active on Bluesky! Please comment & follow all to be added ❤️ Hoping this will help connect active clinets to providers 💕 go.bsky.app/QGLFqY7

Remaining availability in South Kensington: Today: 11am-1pm & 3:30pm-9pm Tomorrow: 9am-4pm I won’t be back until July, so if you’re keen to meet, book now! 💋

Hookers don't fart, they let out prosti-toots.

Remaining London (SW7) availability: Monday/today: 7pm-9pm Tuesday: 9am-1pm & 3:30pm-9pm Wednesday: 9am-4pm Contact me via the booking form on my website (link in comments!) 💋

Yesterday, I spent all afternoon in Kew Gardens. It was lovely ☺️

The sun is shining and I’m on the train to London! ☀️ My Saturday is still wide open. Lunch/dinner date, anyone?

London (SW7) availability: Fri, 04/04: FULLY BOOKED Sat, 05/04: 9am-9pm Sun, 06/04: FULLY BOOKED Mon, 07/04: 4pm-9pm Tue, 08/04: 9am-1pm & 3:30pm-9pm Wed, 09/04: 9am-4pm danielleschmidt.uk/contact 💋

If the king of filth says so it must be true.

📍London: Fri, 04/04: FULLY BOOKED Sat, 05/04: 9am-9pm Sun, 06/04: FULLY BOOKED Mon, 07/04: 4-9pm (tbc) Tue, 08/04: tbc Wed, 09/04: tbc London gents, if you want to see me next week Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday, get in touch! I won’t extend my tour past Monday if there’s not enough interest 💋

📍London: Fri, 04/04: FULLY BOOKED Sat, 05/04: 9am-9pm Sun, 06/04: FULLY BOOKED Mon, 07/04: 4-9pm (tbc) Tue, 08/04: tbc Wed, 09/04: tbc London gents, if you want to see me next week Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday, get in touch! I won’t extend my tour past Monday if there’s not enough interest 💋

Date wish list: - private pottery class🏺 - axe throwing 🪓 - archery class 🏹 - sea life centre/aquarium visit 🐠 - hot air balloon ride 🎈 - spa visit with couples massage 💆🏻‍♀️

I bought these skin tight new trousers and they’ve been a total hit with the Edinburgh gents! 🍑 London and Glasgow gents, if you’d like to cop a feel, contact me via the booking form on my website! (Link in comments!)

I wanna smoosh my natural tiddies against some silicone tiddies 🥵

The month isn’t over yet but this has already been my second best month of all time! 🥈 Also I just fired a very annoying and entitled client 😂 Everyone say “Congrats Danni!” 😂

Edinburgh, I still have some availability tonight and tomorrow morning! The next time I’ll be offering incalIs is in late April so don’t hesitate unless you can wait a month! Contact link in comments x

Edinburgh! Hmu! 🤙🏼

Question for my colleagues: What’s your favourite tote bag/weekender/overnighter? I am overwhelmed by too many options!

Followers ≠ money So just bc your favorite has a lot of followers doesn't mean a single one of them are tipping sooo if you're able to try to support your fav with ca$h bc one small tip is better than none

Edinburgh! Hmu! 🤙🏼

When I cancelled my tour one of my lovers took the opportunity to whisk me away to the Highlands

I’m doing incalls in Bloomsbury today until 5pm! If you can’t make it but still want to make me happy, check out my Wishlist 😘 throne.com/sunnyswishlist throne.com/sunnyswishlist

For 5 whole hours, I thought I’d lost my personal phone. Came back to my hotel room to find it on the bed 🤦🏻‍♀️ Here’s a pic (that I didn’t have on my work phone) to celebrate 🙌🏼

We are under attack everywhere it seems.

Edinburgh 26-29 March is happening! I booked accommodation until Saturday 🥳 danielleschmidt.uk/contact If we have met before, feel free to text 💋

Still got availability for Edinburgh next week! Wednesday 26th-Saturday 29th, although I’m thinking of cutting it short and leaving on Friday morning if there’s no interest for Friday afternoon-evening or Saturday morning. Get in touch to book now! 💌 danielleschmidt.uk/contact