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yeah man, please make my 85 year old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past

[the Hindenburg explodes] Oh, the shareholders!

alright i have my laptop, guess i'm livetweeting the dire wolf preprint. so a quick reminder: this is not yet peer-reviewed, so there's some different expectations re: quality. also let's be clear, i'm a hella biased reader, bc i don't trust the hype they're courting

at least we have conclusively disproven the existence of time travel

Printed books: a cheap form of entertainment and enrichment that doesn’t surveil you back. Tell your kids.

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

Not that it matters, but the Wall Street Journal confirmed that Trump was also lying about winning the golf tournament he said he won.

Every statement from Trump officials right now is just “Evacuate now? In our moment of triumph?”

Shout out to the top five offs in the world, dance, blast, strogan, David Hasselh and hands.

Wow that’s a lot of paid protestors. Maybe we shouldn’t listen to any fucking idiot who says shit like that about anything ever again?

my 5 cats are like a heist squad from a Coen Bros film 2 lifelong indoor cats & fake gangsters a former stray & real gangster who provides daily education in the diff a centrist former stray whose sole focus is on his prosperous middle aged life an old lady who has no time for any of this shit

i feel like im watching my 11 yr old nephew play civ on the hardest difficulty setting

"Quinn O’Brien, an investigator who worked on Hemme’s case with the Innocence Project, said she believes the perspective in the Attorney General’s Office 'really is that it is OK to keep an innocent person in prison or execute an innocent person because they’re protecting the rule of law.'"

Trees. Trees are DEI now. Just in case you were longing for the days when words meant things. www.stlpr.org/health-scien...

This is absurd. This is why they want to put abortion and minimum wage back on the ballot next year - so they get another chance to deceive us. STOP ELECTING THESE CLOWNS.

In case you're into this sort of thing, Voyager 1 is only about 3 hours into Booker's speech.

He has a FIRST name, and that name is COOKIE. Good DAY sir.

Here we fuckin go again.

I have a staycation week, and today was working-on-the-car day. I did the differential fluid change, which isn't on VW's maintenance schedule but is recommended by the manufacturer of the diff. Just enough of a pain in the ass to make me feel like I accomplished something doing it myself. #VW #GTI

I feel that if, in 2010, you had told me that Citizens United would lead to someone literally giving oversized $1 million checks to voters in exchange for their votes, I would have called you a delusional conspiracy theorist. And I would have been wrong.

2028: "Well, of course we can't change presidents now, in the middle of this war against NATO that Biden started."

After reading the article I can actually go along with the decision that he doesn't belong in jail. But can we circle back to why this person who was subject to a "severe psychotic episode" still had a badge and a gun? Please?

Script note to whoever it is who's writing history right now: I'm really hoping that this is the end of the second act.

No software survives first contact with the customer.

My blood pressure monitor is telling me that's enough news for today.

And a lot of those 20,000 people will probably end up need of Medicaid and SNAP when they're out of work. Note also that Hawley's quote says that he only opposes cuts that affect workers. If you can't work, you can fuck right off.

In a rational world, this would cause all of those GOP lawmakers to be out of a job the next time they're up for re-election. I wish I lived in a rational world.

Read the email and thought: MUST BE A MISTAKE ... but "We need to rewild the internet" by @robin.berjon.com + me for @noemamag.com will be in this year's Best American Science and Nature Writing anthology!!!!! Thank you, @jaimealyse.bsky.social and @susanorlean.bsky.social ky.social

first time I've seen one of these riffs and thought, actually I would enjoy having that t shirt

Of course they're not "war plans." "War" requires congressional approval and oversight. This is "just boys being boys." "War plans" also implies that there is a "plan."

When you’re accidentally added to the NatSec group chat.

Truly one of the worst things we’re living through right now: because of the precedent America has set so many people believe that any famous dipshit they like should be in charge of things

This is a really heartening thread that echoes my experience travelling in the US over the past 3 weeks on book tour: the contrast between the horrors in the news & the joy of meeting readers & booksellers is a kind of tense engine, the former inextricable from the latter, producing vivid solidarity

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

My reactions to the ending. #severance

#severance is renewed for Season 3. #PraiseKier and Tim Cook. film still #67 Choreography & Merriment

$19 billion in health care funding for North Carolinians is at risk if Medicaid is gutted — all to fund billionaire tax breaks! NC nurses tried to deliver a check to Senator Thom Tillis' office that shows exactly what he'd be giving away, but he conveniently wasn't there. 🤔

How firm is the hold of antivax beliefs? From the parents of the 6 year old unvaccinated child who died of measles: “Don’t do the shots,” the girl’s mother said. Measles, she added, is “not as bad as they’re making it out to be.” She noted that her four other children all recovered…

A severe storm struck the St. Louis region and other parts of Missouri and Illinois Friday night, setting off power outages, killing 10 people in Missouri and causing severe damage to area homes and businesses.

Heavy storms and a likely tornado ravaged parts of the St. Louis area late Friday, downing trees and destroying homes in Bridgeton, Florissant, Hazelwood and Arnold. Damage was evident on Saturday, March, 15, 2025.

"They move so slowly when they're not afraid."

This is big. This is BIG big.