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(Kelly Reichardt, 2019)

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

Two come to mind. 1. My Morning Jacket opened up for Foo Fighters and completely blew me away. 2. (International) Noise Conspiracy before …Trail of Dead. Exact same reaction as MMJ.

okay we need to write about d-day but it has to be targeted toward the absolute dumbest mother fucker you can imagine

why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

35 years ago today, cinema in its purest form was released. youtu.be/WFMLGEHdIjE?...

christ. ANOTHER season of stranger things. even the monster doesnt want to do this anymore

This DEEPLY MEDIOCRE Film Was Released in Theaters TWO YEARS AGO, and EVERYONE FORGOT IT -- Now it's NETFLIX'S BIGGEST SECRET MASTERPIECE, but Do You UNDERSTAND its UTTERLY UNAMBIGUOUS ENDING? We'll Explain in NINETEEN PARAGRAPHS that Will Have YOU Asking, IS THIS ARTICLE A.I.? (ScreenRant link)

nathan fielder (narrating): to understand what it’s like to be in a plane crash, i needed to experience one myself. but i would have to defeat the god of death to return to the world of the living. so in a studio warehouse, i recreated the shadow realm of duat and the twelve gates of the underworld,

Tom Cruise is currently the same age Eastwood, Hackman and Harris all were in UNFORGIVEN

I can’t begin to describe how goddamned fun Anarchy in the Arena is. #AEWDoN

I'm so excited... I'm so excited... I'M SO SCARED. #AEWDoN ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Written by the brilliant @rachelhandler.bsky.social, this is a beautiful tribute to David Lynch and his capacity to connect people through shared grief and strange coincidences. www.vulture.com/article/mary...

NEW FEATURES TODAY Bluesky: DMs X: Neo-Nazis can now pay 6 Dogecoin to get any user’s home address Threads: Everyone is now automatically following Jake from State Farm

This is incredibly hard to do, but more than $10K has been put out to try to see what’s wrong with our cat, and it would really help to get some of it back. Anything you can offer would be greatly appreciated. gofund.me/04330acb

if you can’t create without chatGPT i have terrible news about how creative you actually are

WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK ? - dashare.zone ADMIN

I would simply defeat The Strangers in the marketplace of ideas

Young Sheldon offering one last “Bazinga” as he’s lowered into a vat of molten steel

not book related but I made these stickers for when your friends suddenly get into the dead

Wrestling is art.

most of the best physical comedians are canadian because that shit is dangerous and they have health insurance

Happy 8th Anniversary of J. Mascis Buying a Volkswagen to all who celebrate.

watching "2010" and there's a huge continuity error: when the movie was made 2010 was in the future, but now, when i'm watching it, it's in the past. surprised nobody caught this

[to the tune of The Distance by CAKE] she's reading the discourse she's scrolling through skeets she’s all alone (all alone) all alone in her Bangers feed

Vampire who’s been wallowing after a bad breakup whose buddies finally convince him to get back out on the blood rave scene and he immediately gets cut vertically in half by Blade

While everyone is talking about how funny Conan O’Brien is, I will share my own one little story from when I did standup on his show!

I found out years after, but before my brother died he was friends with the guy who would go on to be the drummer for Nickelback.

Our New Ass Can Shit More Than Ever

The only time I was ever cool in my entire life was when I got these toys as a kid and combined them.

How to filter out AI Images in Google Image Search. Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here. Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.

blockchain companies have exactly two types of post

People who are “just asking questions” only ever ask terrible shit. It’s never, like, what’s the sandwich you still think about sometimes even though it’s been over a decade. What’s your favorite bus route. Can you juggle? I’m just asking questions

BORN TOO WALK - dashare.zone ADMIN

MLB’s investigation into Shohei Ohtani is sponsored by FanDuel. Use code GAMBLINGISBAD for $200 in free bets

The hubris of all these listicles. When Christ returns, He and He alone will rank the Top 10 Video Games of All Time.