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Ok I need an undertaker/mortician to confirm this is true... do you guys really leave breast implants where they are? There is genuinely people right now in eternal rest retaining their gigantic breasts?

The fuck it is.

At some point they'll realise that the working class isn't just that prick in the pub who blames working class migrants for the fact that he got sacked for being shit and his job and his wife and kids left him because he kept turning up at home drunk and pissing in the wardrobe.

Given there's a lot of comedians themselves in antidepressants as well as quite famous ones who like me are diagnosed bipolar I feel like this is probably not a well thought through thing.

His Holiness was heard to remark that the glasses they give you for orange juice "are about the size of a fucking contact lens" and that he didn't want a tomato with his full Irish "but I'll take an extra sausage instead".

Can't talk for everyone (nor other generations) but as a very politically engaged (elder) millennial the reason I feel largely "unmoved" is because things have got progressively shittier my entire life and attempts to address that previously by large swathes of us have been routinely laughed at.

I'm not really sure what people were expecting. It's Trump, this is hardly a shock development, if anything I'm surprised he hasn't just said "fuck the peace agreement, let Putin annex it and tomorrow we invade Mexico"

losing my mind over this

And everyone can trust everything the Vatican tells us... they've never told outrageous lies about anything

"What were you doing during the descent into modern fascism?" "I couldn't do anything I was too busy watching SNL 50, it was way more important"

The fact that this isn't a fever dream is truly disturbing me.

What in the actual fuck is this

Dublin are playing Kerry in Tralee this evening and the Dubs have descended on the town en masse. To their credit they are adapting, they've already fashioned a makeshift Luas out of a bike and six bewildered stray dogs and are currently riding it up and down Denny Street

You could help by paying your taxes Richard.

This gets funnier as the days Labour spends in government increase