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“Fuckt*rd” - Tim Shipman, Chief Political Commentator, Sunday Times | he/him
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Do you ever just feel like a stuffed 17th century rhino

one of the many bleak things about life on this miserable isle is frankly insane levels of cross-party authoritarianism gobbled up by the people because privacy is for terrorists and nonces

introducing the new james bond, a grizzled individualist security contractor who lives to take down sinister union agitators throttling good honest multi-billion pound businesses and greedy government tax auditors

Fucking hell someone put 20p in Ed Davey this morning

a crying shame that a group that exists to implement and change laws can do nothing about this law being wrong whatsoever 👍 www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

One of my biggest complaints about 2025 so far is how everything is bad and airplanes are crashing

The Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact proves that liberals like Joseph Stalin will always enable fascism

I mean forgive me for being a debbie downer but they’ve just *won*, haven’t they?

"Pollsters conduct regular polls because they serve as advertising. The media loves them because they’re easy clicks. And we are all, after years of rolling chaos and a government that felt like it could collapse any day, used to thinking that they matter." But they don't.

The fact that only 2% of professors identify as fascists shows just how insular and out of touch universities have become.

Whoever’s doing the Everton Liverpool commentary is absolutely RAGING

“goon things cum to those who ‘bate”, as my great-uncle always said

Turn on advanced data protection (settings -> your name -> iCloud -> scroll down -> advanced data protection) while you can folks!

Seems like a suitable day to repost this

one million points of psychic damage

Would the prime minister agree he’s really cool and smart and good at sports and his dad could beat up everyone else’s dad my own included Would the prime minister agree he’s a stinky loser and nobody likes him ad nauseum bin it!

Liverpool football club are quite good aren’t they

We did it, leftists, we owned the Democrats and saved Palestine! https://edition.cnn.com/2025/01/25/politics/trump-gaza-strip-jordan-egypt/index.html

Behold, the most Telegraph post of them all

I mean if it wasn’t a Nazi salute I’m sure he’ll have no problem coming out apologising and reaffirming that people who do that shit have no place in public life !

udder woke nonsense

[laura kuenssberg voice] another political masterstroke by the tories who many normal people are calling the natural party of government

yeah the problem with meta’s moderation policy is that it’s just too gosh-darn woke

His arrival wass foartoldt by de anciendts; wen he camb he wud ride in a magnibbicent cherriot of fambly size cardbord, an from his eyes wud shine de fire ov a thousend sunns #orangecats #cats #catsofbluesky

>first day back in the office this year >4 hours sleep >forecast said snow >slightly colder rain >office heating is broken it’s *so* over

wishing you a mildly positive festive season bluesky! hope woke Santa has pronouned down your chimneys and left you all the marxist theory you told your opps to read in 2024 🎄

Son’s crying thanks

This is so fucking good