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dantalkin.bsky.social
I’m like Costco. I’m big, not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.
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One mild concussion later. #fail #failarmy #bees #funny

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#BibleHumor #Christianmemes. I’m cool if we switch off of TikTok for something else.

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they made Tom Haverford sell his ownership stake in the Snakehole Lounge to continue working at the parks department

submitted 27 days ago • 15 comments

We have indeed inaugurated 200% more rapists, than woman as President

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I had one #tiktok that did pretty well. It was this one. Pastors on Mother’s Day. #churchsky #skychurch #tiktokban

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

#tiktokban I’m not gonna lie - this was my most disturbing and probably the funniest video I made.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Wait for it #fail

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I really don’t wanna go back to Twitter - but all my beat folks from @985thesportshub.bsky.social are still only over there ☹️

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

The Patriots are moving on from coach Jerod Mayo, as the handpicked successor to Bill Belichick goes one-and-done, per me, Mike Garafolo and @tompelissero.bsky.social The Krafts anointed Mayo last year, but a troubling season led them to a change.

submitted 92 days ago • 52 comments

In the wise words of Jerod Mayo…

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

It means he’s a huge fuckin loser.

submitted 97 days ago • 14 comments

Bro gets two snaps and runs the wrong route on both of em and posts this 🤣

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Starting to wonder which is more embarrassing for Aaron Rodgers: being in the running for RFK’s VP or looking worse than Zach Wilson for the Jets

submitted 99 days ago • 4 comments

Breaking News: A draft House Ethics report concluded that Matt Gaetz regularly paid for sex, had sex with an underage girl and used illegal drugs. nyti.ms/3BEmG4T

submitted 105 days ago • 171 comments

Wait, do we think Trump is trying to recreate Depression era policies because he keeps hearing it was “Great”?

submitted 115 days ago • 117 comments

hard to exaggerate how nuts the engagement is on Bluesky compared to 𝕏. a vastly smaller user base (at least officially), but just look at these stats for one of the biggest newspapers on Earth. Musk has absolutely trashed the platform. folks, you are not locked in on 𝕏. not even a little.

submitted 135 days ago • 218 comments

pumpkin pie isn’t good

submitted 130 days ago • 34 comments

What I don’t understand in #survivor is people not closely aligning with the strong physical threat. Not only do you get a shield - but you also get someone, who can potentially get to the final 4 or 5 casting a vote with you if you his/her #1.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Look, it's obviously bad that Trump won, but what if Pete Buttigieg is going to have enough free time to start a podcast with me now?

submitted 133 days ago • 299 comments

Anyway, we gotta stop one congresswoman from using a bathroom or else ladies won’t feel safe going to a confirmation hearing to put this man in charge of the strongest military in human history.

submitted 138 days ago • 20 comments

A decade of “Dems are gr**mers and kid r*pers” and they nominate the fucking legion of doom of monetized molesters.

submitted 139 days ago • 29 comments

Twitter and Truth Social #twitterexodus #Xodus #newhere

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