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dantebenson.bsky.social
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The Super Bowl?! No, thanks. I’m gay

fresh out the oven 👨🏻‍🍳

@johniadarola.bsky.social needs to leave TYT asap. We cannot risk him going down with that sinking pile of dogshit.

Pretending it’s not 21°

Leaving the house like “I can’t wait to be in you tonight”— me talking to my bed.

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I just want to move to Stars Hollow

Post a thirst trap that made your notifications blow up on the bird app Probably this one

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now playing: Sailing by Christopher Cross 🦩

Over 3 feet of snow since Friday 😭

What was the 1st album you ever bought with your own $ ?? I'll start 🤘🏼

I’m ready for bed by 9 pm. When did I get so old? 👴🏻

the sign the face

Started a new job last Thursday and I have been booked and busy. I’m ready for the 4 day weekend.

Ok Bluesky, let’s see those face cards ⬇️

Ask and you shall receive

31 🎈

Just ate my weight in Taco Bell. Time for a nap. 🫃🏻

Saturday errands

Can anybody hear me?