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danzapam.bsky.social
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Came back to work after PTO for the eclipse yesterday. Found this note on my desk frame and found out it's from a much younger coworker. Does she understand the reference? Does she think I don't recognize the reference? Do I tell her what it's from if she doesn't know????

It happened to me 😔

My coworker has been wondering if she's on the spectrum. We're at lunch today and.... Welcome to the club, girlypop

I need a professional way to say, girliepop you can't be emailing me twice a day on stuff.

What if I just don't change the clocks. What if I passive aggressively dare the universe to have DST ended permanently because I refuse to correct my clocks ahead of next spring

Genuinely the worst tomato soup I've ever had in my life 😭

Umph, the wave of cicadas starting to sing all at the same time, before breaking off into their own rhythms, just divine

Hilarious how my mom had drunk birthday sex 35 years ago and now my autistic ass is frantically suicidal because a neighbor parked directly below my window to run his power washer for 3 hours. Decades later I just endure the results of her selfishness.

I need more people to talk about this

I'm on the sixth episode of The Curious Case of Natalia Grace, and where is Kristine? She's the one person we haven't heard from yet. I think they interviewed a pet dog at one point.

My favorite Slay as a Service

Well this is a new one

Bless the servers who just tell you when handing you the slip

Well now I can't stop thinking about this

🫦💅

Gonna try this at work

All of these assholes who want us back in the office just remember that being the last place they felt important.

Today, in: "writers will use anything other than the metric system" Sponge cake as a reference point to conceptualize a planet.

I tried to come up with my own pun, but nothing can ever beat mortgage eyes

Skeets coming out of its cabin to harangue mankind

May we all experience that sense of wonder

It's surprisingly hard to hear "you're doing great, so impressive" when you're thoroughly burnt out and exhausted and miserable from doing those things so impressively.

☠️ stop

Correct. You could easily thwart any of my plans by promising an encyclopedia of events preceding, during, and immediately following the big bang

Staring at my router across the room as a picture on my phone fails to load

Only the good die young

Ope, Splenda is *piiiissssseeeddd* Couldn't be linked to this experimental ai experience front and center on searches, could it? Where people are searching for facts, and this experimental ai experience just... makes stuff up sometimes? Yesterday this thing told me Cinderella had a son named Eric

75+ people in one warehouse type room, concrete floors and very little fabric in the space to absorb sounds. I hate it here

Hit an important milestone with my car. Only 79k til the next one.

People over 35- it doesn't get better, does it We're just permanently tired? Forever?

This is my new missive. It is about the long long history of Judaism and labor rights, worker solidarity. From Leviticus 19, the Holiness Code, to declaring food not-kosher if workers were exploited in its production. https://lifeisasacredtext.substack.com/p/the-bible-commands-solidarity-forever

If you can’t handle me at my worst then honestly same. Understandable. Have a great day.

It's difficult but yes

We all know it'll be black rock anyway