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Inflation is at an all time high. Haven’t logged off Deviantart but I’ve heard the economy isn’t going great either

DOGE has been sending their mass emails from a misconfigured server, causing DOGE emails to fail SPF (Sender Policy Framework) validation. This means that agencies are probably marking DOGE emails as spam.

“classified information, links, or attachments” is a poorly constructed and dizzyingly incomplete list.

coming this holiday season

Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

this is unedited.

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious, I’m dead 😂😂

I've converted one of the bitmap fonts from DOOM into a True Type font. Get it and hundreds of others here: www.thealmightyguru.com/Wiki/index.p... #Doom #idSoftware #TTF #font #fonts #videogame #videogames #retrogame #retrogames

WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

They probably all have great tits or trouble sleeping.🤷‍♀️

The lawyer who represented Osama Bin Laden just said there's no way they can keep representing Diddy lol

what a legend

NO BLIZZARD I DON’T WANT THAT

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

who got the password for uhhhh gender

please do not name your horse this

he’s right

Don’t let them gaslight you

Do expect me to talk, Goldfinger? No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to sit your white ass down and listen!

the soy right in action: people on twitter are pointing out that musk is painfully unfunny at cpac and countless blue checks are claiming this is ableist

i feel like with thirty minutes time and a couple diet Cokes i could get him to reverse the Louisiana Purchase

derek, mr. @dieworkwear.bsky.social, sir — please, we need you

Musk has globally shadowbanned Grimes’ replies on X for the crime of informing him about their child’s medical emergency

It’ll never be funny to me that one of the biggest companies in history lit itself on fire and burned through $100,000,000,000 trying to make something that pales in comparison to what bored and horny furries have built for free

look out here he comes

I can’t believe @elivalley.bsky.social drawings started just crawling off the page

wow twitch just made their worst decision in literal years Hi! Highlights are how a lot of World Records are stored! Unless you plan on reaching out to EVERY SINGLE WR HOLDER OF EVERY VIDEOGAME firmly cut this shit out. also hey! Some streamers have died! You're deleting their public grave!

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

Today’s Millennial Product of Excellence is pepper with the grinder thing in it Pepper with the grinder thing in it: “look I don’t have my life in order enough to have an actual pepper grinder but I’m trying here”

we may not agree on much, but I agree with Trump here. make those planes with haste, boys. cut any corner necessary!