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Legal eagle, rum runner and amateur bewilderbeast Stowing away on the Fast Train of the Last Train to Trancentral (He/Him)
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Alright. Opening night tonight. Time to get my head in the game good and proper and give a performance that matches how goddamn GREAT I've been looking in costume.

Someone needs to do a fanedit of Inception that replaces the totems with fidget spinners.

Last rehearsal tonight. Costume, band, lighting, props, tech. This is when it all comes together. Eeep.

Band Call this morning, singing with live (non-piano) music for the first time. Literal goosebumps while running through Tradition. Times like these are why I absolutely adore performing with others. It really is a magical experience.

MOTHERFU- #DoctorWho

Pamela Adlon was my husky-voiced sexual awakening. There. I said it, Jennifer Tilly. Don't make me explain my position, you know the score, we'd only be re-opening old wounds.

D&D Pinball exists. There is light to be found in this world, if one persists in searching for it.

I just used the phrase "like getting concussed with a particularly aesthetic fleshlight" in conversation and I do wish I could issue my brain with a Cease and Desist on occasion

Just had an email caught in my spam filter with the domain name "matureaccountantssw.co.uk". Targeted recruitment is hitting a *little* too close to home for my liking there.

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... now look here,

A 90's episode involving era-specific PC gaming, returning characters from Bandersnatch and Peter Capaldi? Brooker knows what I'm all about with Plaything. #BlackMirror

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

"We're gonna get this top up and go back to "Love and Monsters" and do it RIGHT this time." - RTD and Pete McTighie #DoctorWho

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

This runthrough of Dark Souls seems more passive aggressive than usual.

In addition to yesterday's baking malarkies, I also thoroughly enjoyed The Long Good Friday. The ending scene with Bob Hoskins is perhaps one of the finest pieces of non-verbal acting I have ever seen. Anyone who enjoys British gangster movies, this is an absolute must-watch.

Had a go at making a chocolate cobbler for a friend's potluck. Actually turned out not at all bad, if the tiny bite I had was anything to go by. Half tempted to make another one for myself 😋

Spotted the best street art ever on the way to the guildhall this morning. I think it's a Beaksy.

tfw you've been playing vintage pinball, have delicious Guyanan Rum are vibing to the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu

Strolling through Salisbury fresh off a public singint performance and many drinks under gorgeous blue skies Yea Yea, this feels like home.

No sleep at all last night. Ta brain, ta *very fucking much*. Get me through this morning's group performance without incident, and I'll treat you to delicious rum and a day of doing nothing else of consequence. Deal? Deal.

I may not have scored the part of Lazer Wolf in Fiddler, but being able to sing his lines in To Life for the next few weeks to promote the show more than makes up for it. Now I just need to stop sounding like Borat every time I sing MY WIFE.

As soon as they introduced a roman character named Fastun Furius I knew that I was not going to stop laughing at the newest Asterix series on Netflix. Felt like an eight year old reading the first album at my local library again. Wonderful stuff.

What does Paul Artreides set his PC soundcard output to? MuAd'Lib.

Every time I look at my beard I veer wildly between "you are shaping up to be something MAGNIFICENT" and "You unkempt scruff, I cannot wait to tear you from me and cast you into the fires of Mount Doom".

Plotting schemes for a Brighton adventure in the coming months. If my commitments for May and June are anything to go by I am going to be thoroughly *spent* by the end of it, and I need some downtime in lovely East Sussex company to help me reattach myself.

This, from a woman in Oklahoma talking to her local news station, is better than the vast majority of political speeches you'll hear today.

Dress rehearsal is turning up all kinds of blasphemous bloopers. I am also getting far too comfortable with being dressed like a pre-Revolutionary Russian son of a Rabbi. Can you tell I'm enjoying all of this immensely?

Unconventional Conventionalist, reporting for duty.

STEAM TRAIN

Between The Cuphead Show and last week's Doctor Who, it is a good time to be a fan of the works of Fleischer Studios right now 🥰

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Scored some lovely client feedback and am doing a couple of solo bits for our performance of Sunrise, Sunset in Andover City Centre on Sunday. Also, Rocky Horror in Oxford tomorrow. Nice to finish the week on a high.

Pascal is good people.

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

A rich powerful white man is using the legal system to financially cripple a woman he (allegedly) raped. Make no mistake. Lawsuits like this can/do lead to suicides and/or financial ruin. Stop buying from Gaiman. Stop promoting Gaiman. Every dollar you give to a Gaiman project supports this man.

Badgerrrrrrrrrrrrs

#DoctorWho has given me a Fleischer Studios monster this day. I don't care what anyone who makes a grift out of complaining about this show has to say. They are clearly going through life without the capacity to experience joy and delight, because right now I am feeling ALL OF THESE THINGS