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Winning at life means being able to play games with your friends and loved ones whenever you want. I also like live music a lot.
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Unfortunately I have to skip every country song now because I do not have time to look up where each artist stands on controversial subjects like if presidents should obey laws

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It’s super weird that people think a teenager would undergo major physiological changes, risk a lifetime of harassment, & largely be disenfranchised by their government all for a high school trophy. But since most of the people making this argument peaked in high school they’re at least consistent?

Me: *rooting for the asteroid*

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

We are calling for a nationwide and international boycott of all Elon Musk-related products and services. Sell your Tesla shares, avoid buying Tesla vehicles, cancel Starlink, and delete your X accounts.

The laziest song lyrics are when the singer confesses to not being perfect, as if that’s some profound admission or justification for all the shitty things they sing about for the rest of the song

Doomsday preppers feeling justified right now as if they’re not literally one of the reasons we’re here.

Elon musk isn’t elected. He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches. And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.

Lots of retirees getting their faces eaten by leopards this week

Trump, running the country like he runs his businesses:

I mean. He’s not the one paying the price…

A few things Trump just made more expensive for you: Gas Cars TVs iPhones Xboxes Avocados Strawberries Furniture Power tools Modelo Refrigerators Microwaves Clothes Bananas Tequila Maple syrup

It’s really easy to call Trump supporters stupid, because they are. But democratic lawmakers think they can defeat Trump by appealing to his humanity and with rigorous adherence to Robert’s Rules of Order.

Trump completely eliminated DEI with an executive order. Make no mistake, this is 100% a precursor act to eliminating all things equal rights and reinstating Jim Crow Laws and anti-accessible, Nazi-inspired eugenics laws.

Economists have to go to school for so long because it is a very difficult field. It takes a lot of time and energy to figure out a reason why paying poor people more money is bad for them.

Hey remember that time the president blamed a plane accident on black, Latino, and female employees? It was yesterday.

Really tired of people going on about separation of powers and checks & balances. Shut up, Susan, that stuff only matters when the different branches aren’t literally colluding with each other to erode democracy and anoint a dictator.

There’s at least a 15% chance that when the time comes, the Trump Presidential Library will be an adult video store with a McDonald’s attached.

One headline to rule them all

I don’t know, man. Whooole lot of denigrating commentary about Bonnie Blue and how she must have no self-respect and how proud her father must be but literally nothing about the self-respect of the 1,057 men who contributed to her record or how their mothers feel.

It's amazing how virtually 100% of artists are leftists. Like if you have any creative impulse at all, about literally anything, you also think, yeah...people should probably have healthcare and stuff.

Interesting choice Austin made to align the mass exodus of holiday travelers with extensive road work and lane closures on the only highway out of town.

Gen Z gets a lot of crap for being undisciplined and impolite, but in my lifetime I have never seen a Gen Z-er walk around a public place talking at their phone on speaker mode.

The idea that those on the left will ever agree enough to be an “echo chamber” is rather funny to me. We couldn’t even agree whether to refer to Kamala Harris by her first or last name.

It will always be unforgivable that Scream VI wasn’t subtitled “Ghostface Takes Manhattan”