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dappergamelord.bsky.social
It's me! The Dapper Gamelord! owner of Pokemon Wearing Sports Paraphernalia (@JaysToucannon.bsky.social) (he/him)
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this one goes hard for sure

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you was at the club bottoms up when i first met you

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how come they never added this freaky fuck to the MCU

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My not online husband came home from the bodega and said, “they were out of eggs for breakfast sandwiches,” and I solemnly responded, “Ohhh, because Trump take egg,” which he did not understand.

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lol

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The arc of the steven universe is long but it bends towards having to kill this guy

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i consider one of my greatest blessings to be the fact that i have never had to use a dating app ever in my whole life

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I used to live next to this guy

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Putting, “Comedian,” in my bio so people know up front that I’m not funny.

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really wish the MLB app would stick to alerts about signings and game scores and cease with the alerts that are links to articles called "10 Breakout Prospect Bounce Back MVP Rookie Of The Year Cy Young Candidates From Every Team To Watch Out For"

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getting the mets gimmicks started early this season i see

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so which yankees player is going to be brave enough to get a face tattoo like gucci mane

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sarah apparently just recently learned about the new paddington movie

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She banjo on my kazooie until I nut and bolt

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me when i have to shoot brady tkachuk during the canada / america war

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this will also be the results of the last game of the 2025 NLCS. watch this space!!!

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spidah-man... im comin to get u spidah-man...

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your outie doesn’t reply to a funny post with a restatement of the same exact joke

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This is what I think in my head upon reading maybe fifty percent of the stupid opinions I see online

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enough is enough. hamilton must have an NHL team or i will be forced to take drastic action

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been getting really into the youtube series "chrontendo"

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i do kinda lub land honestly

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probably the funniest joke from the first despicable me movie

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god how do i ALWAYS forget that he talks like that lmao

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no vladdy extension im going to light meself on fire

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obviously i do not think canada should become part of the USA. nonetheless, i do believe we should be allowed to vote in american elections

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made the clutch move of looting the treasury at 1am

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booing the US anthem is #darkwoke

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The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

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if you’re going to write another children’s alphabet book you better have a damn good plan for X

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oh is there an SNLball on 😂😂😂

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