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i genuinely didn't want to quote tweet them like this

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sometimes i go into a store and don't buy anything, just to look around and steal

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

honestly im now just considering deleting all these posts but ngl i think this will be funny to stumble on five months later while the egg conflict rages on around me. ill get a good chuckle out of it as I'm loading the mag into my handgun fending off zombie chickens and magats

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

just so we're clear, i meant "the algorithm recommending TO toddlers beheading videos". jesus christ i worded this terribly

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

bring back traumatizing children with cutesy mouse people. i think it's a better alternative than youtube kids unintentionally auto-playing toddlers beheading videos

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm deleting my mental health to focus on social media

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

if you ever get more followers on social media than your mayor you automatically become the mayor

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

Pretty DEI (for a white guy)

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cis men were asked to be a little more nice and understanding and they took it as an attack on their entire being and used their power to prove exactly what people thought they were.

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for my american friends, i highly suggest you stop egging cybertrucks. i hear eggs are getting pricey over there so instead I'd recommend molotovs

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I’m rolling out a series of dark geometry, like dark circle or dark cone

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

You can do it Helly

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I think that the people we know in life shape our perceptions of the names they carry. We admire people who have a name and start to associate their honorable qualities with the name, true to a lesser extent with famous people. As a whole boys named Hunter need to try harder.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

very politely asking for duckduckgo to have a better image search engine. it's just not great if I'm being honest

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i forgot how fun it is to write

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

it got harder and harder for evil people to keep up the act, so their hail mary play is to be as openly evil as possible and hope that enough people will join them. we're not there yet, but if history tells us anything, they'll lose again

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carney insta-wins with two words: "you first".

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sea slugs 🫧

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

alright tik tok haters, if you hate lipsynced dances explain this

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I've never identified so much with a piece of art. Artist currently unknown. #gnome #burnitdown

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

crazy how supposedly there's plenty of examples of this working and whoever would do follow through with kt would become insanely popular but our world leaders have a masochistic urge to be as unlikeable as possible

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

real cool that my theory that corporations would jump on the opportunity to take control of the internet and distort reality came true

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randomly decided to do a project that i have no idea the scale of yet, but it's big. real big. like "oh god why did i decide to hyperfixate on this one" big. like half a year give or take big. i really hope i don't place in purgatory. i think it's real cool but gotta be light on details publically

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

do you think if someone went back in time and shot the doge dog before their picture was taken, would things be more or less the same or no?

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"I was just following orders" motherfuckers when it doesn't absolve them

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women are just... woke men.... did anyone notice that..

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

The boy who cried wolf? I'm not falling for that old story again

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

all i'm saying is if rfk jr. fucks with my ability to get my meds up here, i'm t****ing the ***** ***** myself

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

guys who had fuck trudeau signs on their ford f-150's after he resigned:

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