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my vision of the future of the internet Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I tell the computer "Print out ten million dollars. Write a bestselling novel about a guy who's really cool. Also create a lady Weird Science-style but she's anime real life." When I go to sleep, the AI agent kills me

Some things suck to order like yes I’ll have the sunrise glitter mango daddy smoothie please. Other things rule to order like can I grab an everything bagel with the herb SCHMEAR please

Btw if you’re a student (or teach them!!) I have a free ticket code for this, plz hmu!

Melbourne Design Week is coming up and on the 21st of May I'll be on a panel about the responsibilities and irresponsibilities surrounding attention economy. It'll be interesting for sure and maybe a bit grim! DON'T LOOK AWAY! Grab ya ticks ✨✨✨ www.eventbrite.com.au/e/dont-look-...

oh cool linkedin post about your mobile game hitting a 20% increase in ARPDAU bro, have you ever experienced anything true and beautiful?

one month until we're cracking open the nintendo switch 2 and slurping on that delicious magnetic goo inside

A reminder to my AUS friends. - preferential voting means you can vote 1 Greens or Vic Soc and vote ALP 2 (or 3) - Dutton isn’t for you - The seats going to be close so your votes DO count e.g in Cooper if 1 in 12 votes changed to Greens, Tara will get in. Talk to your friends & family.

ANGLES LESGO

Melbourne Design Week is coming up and on the 21st of May I'll be on a panel about the responsibilities and irresponsibilities surrounding attention economy. It'll be interesting for sure and maybe a bit grim! DON'T LOOK AWAY! Grab ya ticks ✨✨✨ www.eventbrite.com.au/e/dont-look-...

Majora’s 25th Anniversary! 🎉 #lowpoly #pixelart

“Steam is changing, the industry is unsure about how to mitigate risk and effectively navigate modern spending patterns” Damn I guess we’ll just have to rely on taste then??? I guess publishers will have to fund games they actually think are interesting and good then??????????????

Walton Goggins arrived at a time when middle aged hairlines needed him most

went to sleep in an inn, a vase fell on my bed, I picked it up to move it, a guard arrested me for stealing and sent me across the map for a 1g bounty oblivion rules

imagine using twitter, training the AI tasked to eradicate your job

Time to UNLEASH HELL because our Malys Kickstarter is OFFICIALLY LIVE! 🔥 Follow the link to join the hunt and and help our hellish roguelite deckbuilder reach its full infernal potential! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/summerfallstudios/malys-exorcise-demons-on-your-hunt-for-an-ancient-evil

my new bank card expires in the 30s I'M FREAKIN OUT I'M FREAKIN OUT

Yo how come big slurpies are $2.50??? They are like the only thing on the planet thats cheap right now????

where does linkedin get off making any sounds. Pipe down over there

if they could invade the audio on your personal headphones on a plane, you KNOW they would

FUCK YEAH SABRINA CARPENTER IS IN FORTNITE FUCK YEAH HELL YEAH

Love to have a rental inspection where some sad soul judges my living situation and inevitably negs me, telling me to clean the oven or some shit. Buddy that’s seasoning

Drinking American coffee for weeks and returning to Australia call that a Cold (Brew) Plunge

haven’t heard of deep vein thrombosis for like 20 years and I still constantly wiggle my feet on aeroplanes

walking around the met pointing at every single depiction of Jesus and saying “oh hey I think I’ve heard of this guy”

every time I see a new yorker pummelling a slice of pizza on the side of the road my constitution stat goes up

New alt for GDC group scream just dropped

Bleecking so hard on the Penedict Cumberpatch they call me doctor strange

ok this GDC kinda went quazy

In April we'll be visiting Sydney for ALT: GAMES—Sydney’s hot cool amazing new festival celebrating sicko mode games. You are legally obliged to come along! Say hello! #ALTGAMES #PowerhouseMuseum #AustralianGames

WASSUP WE'RE GOING TO BE HERE!!! Chloe has organised the sickest event ever, it's completely insane. Hype af to be included.

The wildest part about being in your 30s is watching dastardly bongheads become parents

hey chat is it a good thing that america's economy is crashing a week before I go looking for money at GDC

And nothing will go wrong.