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Yall Rich White Auntie and her Nigerian boyfriend are beefing over on X

Chyle…

Luke…. Also annoying in the 2nd season. Whew #handmaidstale If I had it my way Emily would be the main character. Janine June Aunt Lydia Serena and the Putums would all be dead. It was just be Emily Commander Waterford and Lawrence all VIBING!

Rewatching handmaids tale from the beginning… and Ms Serena deserved much worse than she got. She was low down and dirty that first season. My God. #handmaidstale

I feel kinda blah about posting my random funnies across all my accounts online. But I know I’m supposed to… or I think I’m suppose to? Idk

Hearing someone doom scroll on their phone on a flight gotta be one of the worst sounds in life… hearing it through your noise canceling headphones is an added insult.

This movie coming out last year and the real life sequel happening this year is kinda wild no?

Can I ask yall a personal question? On a scale of 1-10 (😪 - 😁) How are you feeling today? And why?

Oh you mean it’s not working out with the person with 0 experience… shocker

For my latest post on my Substack bka The Reset By Eat Pray Thot, I discuss how I have often used my career, dating and sex to ignore my emotions, but have recently learned to sit with the sometime difficult feels instead. Read More About It Here: open.substack.com/pub/thereset...

Friday Night you and your boys went out to skeet…. Uuunnnnhhhh

“Cuz these men ain’t what…?!”

Everyone acted they asses off.

I should actually say some shit on here so people know I’m alive