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The Rehearsal is coming back?!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This might be sacrilege but buffalo wings are too acidic to be the consensus number one.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

3 beers by 10:30.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Colts Reddit is so trash. We make a couple smart moves and everyone's either "now go trade for Hendrickson" or "he's just trying to save his job! He'll run the cupboard bare!" Miserable, unpleasable goons.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Glenn Youngkin takes a victory lap on Fox for University of Virginia ending DEI and says it's a step toward restoring the values of Thomas Jefferson

submitted 25 days ago • 823 comments

Hulu going down is crazy. Hulu going down right before the upset of the night is fucking legendary. Goodnight everybody.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

At least Nosferatu didn't go home empty handed.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Was really praying for the Diane Warren thing to finally end tonight. So this one's double bad.

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submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

This guy doesn't know about checks and balances.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 52 days ago • 50 comments

May thy knife chip and shatter.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

White people have so much culture, man.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Hesgeth and Vance use the Washington D.C. airliner-helicopter crash to make anti-diversity, equity and inclusion points, suggesting it was to blame for the collision. The Vice President didn't even open his remarks by referencing the victims or families - just straight into anti-DEI points.

submitted 61 days ago • 286 comments

Sorry but I'm not hiding behind you when the shooting starts if you think it's gonna take you this many shots to get the bad guy.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Weirdly feels like my top 5 is more nebulous than the next 5. But this is how I feel right now. #filmsky

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

No Challengers in Score is embarrassing.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

You're telling me a chicken baked this ranch pizza? (they don't have drafts on here)

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

TIL there's basically as many people in Canada as there are in California. What a waste of space.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I think I'm gonna buy a gun.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

We did it. We reached "humor is ableist"

submitted 72 days ago • 28 comments

Brady Corbet was rubbing me the wrong way before all this AI shit came out. After stewing all day I've decided I don't care about the voice stuff. But I'm inclined to push against this guy every time I hear him talk. The Brutalist was incredibly impressive though. I'm all over the place.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

An absolutely painful thread. That being said, The Revenant?

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you David Lynch for rewiring so mine and so many others' brains when it comes to what cinema can be. Truly one of a kind.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Just how like, everything's worse. Google is broken. You gotta download a video game you own for a day before you play it. I can't play a single shitty game on my phone without the worst ads of all time popping up every 5 seconds.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

A pizza place with a 3.7 on Google had the nerve to put their menu on our door.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Why all the scotches got stupid names?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Damn. Good Kid, MA.A.d City GNX To Pimp a Butterfly Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers Section.80 This is pretty solid, don't think it's gonna change much.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

She thinks I'm encouraging her to smoke because I'm a bad influence. But really I'm encouraging her to smoke so I can keep drinking.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

A true blank check project from a man who's cashed a few already. Keep going, Chris.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Rapidly seeming like my Christmas night is gonna be Chinese chicken wings and Juror #2 with the cats.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Adrien Brody really sounds like he thinks he's saving lives out there.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments