Equally as likely: they recall JFK sleeping with Marilyn Monroe and are comparing it to RFK Jr being infected with a sexier brainworm.

Sounds like it's either your monitor or the ghost of a Victorian era child who wants you to solve their murder. Equally likely to be either one.

I'm not sure if Monster has any zero sugar offerings that aren't part of the "Ultra" line but apparently all of the drinks I acquired are part of that line. I should have named this week *Monster Ultra Week*