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I'm a nerdy guy interested in tabletop games. I'm currently using this site to post energy drink reviews.
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Venom Energy Fruit Punch There's a weird flavor note in here that's salty and sour in the wrong ways. I'm having a hard time describing it. The rest of the flavor is sweet and fruity but that one taste is really off putting. Pass. 160mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

Monster Energy Lo-Carb This is definitely Monster. And it definitely has the low-carb aftertaste. This has sugar and sugar substitutes in it so I'm not sure exactly who wants this. It's not bad but I'm probably not going to drink this again. 140mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

Ghost Welch's Grape A pleasant grape flavor with a slightly more complex tartness than other energy drinks. It somehow tastes like grape juice and grape soda at the same time. Ghost has another winner here. 200mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

coffee so black spaghettification begins when you lean in for your first sip

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

Jumping spider that looks like a wise old man

There once was a man from trump Tower, Who craved unlimited power, With a treasonous heart, And his pants full of shart, He brought America to its darkest hour.

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

They’ll lay you off if your game isn’t a hit. They’ll lay you off if your game is a hit. They’ll award themselves and their friends millions of dollars thanks to your hard work either way. The so-called “AAA” game industry is built on pure indecency and rotten to the core.

“At least Russia has elections” Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999. If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.

Rockstar Recovery Lemonade I think this is the simplest of the Rockstar Recovery line and possibly the best. It's a sparkling lemonade that has electrolytes and wakes me up. Sweet and tart and lemony. What else can I ask for? 160mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice This is Rockstar's answer to Monster's Zero Ultra. It's more sour and has a stronger off aftertaste. I like the flavor of Zero Ultra a bit better. If I want this much caffeine from Rockstar I'll drink the fruit punch. 240mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

white nationalist men are too emotional to be in charge

Thus ends *Zero Sugar Monster Week* There are some great flavors hiding in this lineup. In the future, I plan on doing more theme weeks for my reviews. My *Ultra* favorites: 1. Strawberry Dream 2. Fantasy Ruby Red 3. Ultra Zero 4. Peachy Keen #EnergyDrinkReviews #DoomedPlan

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Zero Ultra This tastes like Original Monster but softer, almost creamier. Most importantly this doesn't have the sugar free taste nor aftertaste. This is very pleasant, top three of the Ultra line. 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

thanx my superpower is a raging caffeine addiction

When a judge stops the president from doing something illegal, that’s not a “threat to democracy,” that’s a check on the president’s power. That's the whole damn point.

Coca-Cola this, Pepsi that, but what about Dr. Pepper

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Ultra Peachy Keen Soft peach candy flavor and none of the harsh aftertaste that some of the Ultra line have had. Somehow doesn't read as sour as some of the others while still having a ton of citric acid. Yum. 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise Tastes like carbonated Sunny D. Zero sugar orange drinks are universally just okay. This is flavorful but still thoroughly mediocre. 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red This tastes like Ruby Red Squirt in the best way. It smells strongly of grapefruit and hits the back palette and lingers. This is one of my favorites so far of the Ultra line. 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

If MAGA’s stated goal was to destabilise America and imperil as many vulnerable citizens as possible Their strategy would be identical. Identical. Fuck

My favourite thing about US politics is when they interview a nominee, quickly find out said nominee is an unqualified mass of worms in a suit, and then approve them anyway because they have the right colour tie on.

Almost done 11x17 pen and paper #wip #surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #B&Wart

The only "gift" I have is the gift of not giving up. 📣 #watercolor #art #practice

I think I’m obsessed with this actually????

Don't worry, everyone. I've come up with a solution...

Folks, we all get depressed around here, but I can't stress enough how important it is to make fun art right now. Art that includes stuff ignorant edgelords call "Woke" or "DEI". Baldur's Gate 3 was SO GOOD AND SUCCESSFUL it almost froze every anti-woke discussion for a hot minute Make. Fun. Art.

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Ultra Vice Guava Pleasantly tart and fruity while having a zing of ginseng at the end. The only thing bringing this down is a slight salty artificial sugar aftertaste but even that fades away fast. Very good. 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Ultra Violet Grape soda is always appreciated. This is a slightly sour grape soda and I think that moves it up in my estimation a bit. I really enjoy this one. And it doesn't taste like a zero sugar drink! 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Ultra Blue Hawaiian This is bad pineapple mixed with citric acid and salt. It's not the worst energy drink I've ever had but it definitely ranks near the bottom of Monster's efforts. 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Ultra Strawberry Dreams OMG... Strawberry Starburst. This is just liquid Strawberry Starburst. This is delicious. 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Ultra Fiesta Mango This is tart and full of faux mango flavor... I'm not a huge fan of faux mango. It's not my favorite flavor at all. I might pass this off to someone else. 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

The mania wore off and the day is rough.

I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* Monster Energy Ultra Paradise Lime and guava? Green apple and kiwi? I'm not exactly sure what flavors they're aiming for other than fruity green but this isn't bad. It's sweet and sour with a salty metallic aftertaste. 150mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

*Zero Sugar Monster Week* I realized that I've barely dipped my toe into the ocean that is Zero Sugar Monster. I bought 10 of these and this week I'm going to try them all! #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan