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Man I am fully confident that I could do a Duke Nukem treatment that would make new fans AND old fans happy and I’ve had the pitch in the chamber ready to go for years, but all I got were blank shrugs every time I tried to figure out who to pitch it at

submitted 5 hours ago • 16 comments

A customer told me she couldn't believe this store would put up a Pride display, because what if children see it?? Anyway, it was my display, and I'm proud of it, and you (and your children) should all see it. #BookSky 📚💙

submitted 16 hours ago • 854 comments

Finished watching K-Pop Demon Hunters. I loved the hell out of it and i plan to watch it 20 more times. The girls are all likeable and distinct from each other, the animation is wonderful, and the songs are all hype as shit. Mira was definitely my favorite, such a cool character

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Sexpests don’t deserve a place in society much less in public office.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it

submitted 9 hours ago • 149 comments

Just a head’s up, I think this may be edited. I don’t remember Bugs Bunny ever holding up a sign that said this, and I’ve watched a lot of Bugs Bunny cartoons.

submitted 6 hours ago • 14 comments

It warms my heart seeing nobody accurately predict how episode 6 is gonna play out.

submitted 3 hours ago • 26 comments

the list of Cuomo endorsers is actually a great way to identify people who need to be driven out of the Democratic Party as soon as possible

submitted 21 hours ago • 180 comments

Fun how it's always "selfish" for cyclists to use roads if that might slow drivers somewhat but not selfish for drivers to make roads functionally unusable for cyclists.

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

This is Cyclops from the X-men after he stops paying child support

submitted 12 hours ago • 83 comments

So called free thinkers

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

your asking chatgpt questions im asking chat neither of us are getting correct answers

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

LAST CHANCE TO GET A HOSHI!! Get them before they’re gone forever!

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Thank you all for coming.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

what if they made a 3D Mario where you’re not saving Peach but you’re saving Bowser from some crazy new stalker lady that kidnaps him

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

ok buddy let's take it down a notch

submitted 20 hours ago • 10 comments

Pauline was an unused character for over a decade, only occasionally showing up in the Mario vs. Donkey Kong series. Then she appears in Mario Odyssey and everything changes. She's put in the Tennis, Golf, Kart games leading to a starring role in the next 3D Platformer.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

My Pride merch from the Hazbin Hotel website arrived today! #HazbinHotel #Pride #Merch #Alastor #Niffty #AngelDust #CharlieMorningstar #CherriBomb #Husk #Lucifer #SirPentious #Vaggie #TheVees #Valentino #Velvette #Vox

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Submitting (briefs). @theonion.com

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

Every time I walk past this bit of fallen tree I can't help imagining it scuttling around, crablike, after sundown, and getting up to no good.

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

I'm not much for writing advice, but I'll say this: If you write, the internet - its breakneck pace & cracked attention spans - will create a parallel surface narrative of your work. The ability to ignore it & realise it's got fuck all to do with you, or anything you've actually written, is useful.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Since it is Juneteenth, I will share a lil something... My ancestors were slaves in Texas & were freed on June 19, 1865. They came together to meet with other ex-slaves & formed the Limestone County 19th of June Organization. They bought 30 acres of land on Lake Mexia.

submitted 1 day ago • 452 comments

The Game Business: "Most third-party Switch 2 games posted very low numbers. One third-party publisher characterised the numbers as ‘below our lowest estimates’, despite strong hardware sales." Cyberpunk 2077 was the best selling 3rd party game at launch www.thegamebusiness.com/p/it-was-the...

submitted 1 day ago • 127 comments

please let these reports about key card games flopping be real oh my god yessss

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Hey, don't let people tell you what to care or what not to care about. If you like Mario lore or DK lore, don't let losers tell you you're stupid for caring!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

“Monkeying Around in Photo Mode” I just love these goofballs. They’re so adorable! Can’t wait to see their dynamic in Bananza!

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

"You die? "Well, yes, someday." "I die?" "I don't know. You're made of metal, but you have feelings, & you think about things, & that means you have a soul. And souls don't die." All shot practically using real figures, lighting & miniature sets

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

📢 SWITCH 2 Players, Fold Up Toys need YOUR HELP! Please could one of you get a bunch of screenshots of the bus in Mario Kart World. I' need 'em from a bunch of different angles, as close as possible as I'd love to make a papercraft of it. #MarioKartWorld #papercraft

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Rekonga’ed

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

It is of course understandable for it to be embarrassing for your brain to decide for you "yes, you have suffered greatly, it is time for you to be a fictional character about it", but have you considered that it's also based

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Cranky Kong confirms he is the original Donkey Kong in dialogue, and the game also features a younger Pauline, making Donkey Kong Bananza both a sequel and a prequel to the original Donkey Kong.

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

making some very self indulgent charms for AX

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The ONLY thing to take away from that Tucker Carlson - Ted Cruz clip is that Tucker Carlson is fully capable of knowing how to question fucked up things, he just chooses not to do it because he’s a complete sellout and his soul is bought and paid for. Please do not “welcome him to the resistance”.

submitted 2 days ago • 132 comments

I am back! And finally rendered this slutty valentine's day Luci art I sketched.... wellllll quite a long time ago lol. I still love him. 👉👈😮‍💨 #LuciferMorningstar #HazbinHotelLucifer #HazbinHotel

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

I was lucky enough to commission @seasaltshrimp.bsky.social for RadioApple image that I could get tattooed, and they made a BEAUTIFUL image for me! Today I went in and got the line art done (colors will go in on the next session). It's a coverup too. I'm so in love with it already! Art by Shrimp!

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

KONG BANANZA!!!!!!!!!!!

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📞 who's there? #b3d #pokemon #blender

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

Just sayin' nobody has ever said "Can't we just keep politics out of [thing]" with any motivation other than not wanting to be called out for being a shitty person.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING NEWS! Glitch will be at San Diego ComicCon and New York ComicCon!

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

pixelates your fish

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I get that neurodivergent people cannot choose the things they hyperfocus on (I am one, I get it) but I feel really bad for the people who spun the roulette wheel and have to be obsessed with like, Balan Wonderworld

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Nature + Fiddle

submitted 1 day ago • 189 comments

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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