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darkwizardyorlock.bsky.social

Sorcerer, vessel of darkness, herald of the Great Beast

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Wife just found out about the recent plagues I unleashed upon the land, she says I went too far, like, do you know who you married? I'm not called Divine Priest Yorlock, Herald of Angels, I'm literally evil, this is to be expected

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Yet another knight has come to my tower to save his princess, she's not gonna let you hit bro

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I met a bard at the tavern yesterday with such enchanting eyes, he caught me staring as he played and blew me a kiss. Wife was not happy.

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Neophytes learn Magelight and think they're the next Merlin... Apprentice, the darkness conquers all

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If anyone has a spare homunculus I would greatly appreciate if you let me borrow it, I turned mine into a pile of ash for hitting on my wife

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