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darlathedarling.bsky.social
I promise I’ll be nice…ish. I clearly don’t take profile writing seriously. Closet geek. Drummer. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wzvrrov45zvoom7mhdoqym7f/feed/aaajqitparkn6
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Glenda: You had the power all along Dorothy: What the fuck

submitted 5 hours ago • 15 comments

I accidentally called my boss mom on Zoom. I think I’m getting promoted.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

opens trenchcoat to reveal several cartons of eggs

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

I bet this app will fix me

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

Mom can you come pick me up someone wrote a poem at me

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

I’ve already kicked 2025 under the fridge

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

🙂

submitted 12 days ago • 23 comments

The only wall Trump ever successfully built is the one between himself and accountability.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

So what’s the deal with people who follow thousands more accounts than follow them? Are they bots? Something else?

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

I don't have anything to say so here's a bunch of unicode boobs ☉☉ ⨃⨃ ⊚⊚ ⚆⚆ ⨀⨀ ⌾⌾

submitted 17 days ago • 78 comments

Sometimes I think about learning to dance, but then I remember I’m fully committed to sitting down a lot.

submitted 17 days ago • 17 comments

I love how we spent decades trying to get humans to the moon and now we’re just trying to get them to agree on what a fact is.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

tiny measuring spoon: hey, nice garbage disposal you got there, would be a shame if something were to... happen to it

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when we thought 2020 was the worst year? That was adorable.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I went out once, it really wasn’t worth it. I’m sure the next time won’t be any better.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

A Tesla intern just demanded my colonoscopy results, or he’ll have my green card revoked

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I find myself being too polite here so fuck you

submitted 19 days ago • 57 comments

Nice to see the same ole asshole bullies are here too.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Just say it like this “take your tariffs and stick them straight up your ass”

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I'm white but not smothers everything in ranch, white.

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments