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darlenelesmana.bsky.social
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afk journey? do you mean going outside

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"oh new @evanbirnholz.bsky.social puzzle! let's see wh-" ..oh ...oh no

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taking my ssris & feeling like the scene at the end of the babadook where she gives the babadook a bowl of worms

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concept: oatmeal marketed to single men called His and Horse instead of his and hers. sharks.

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being privileged from a 3rd world country means that i have high speed internet but i also have had dysentery and dengue fever

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the phed sheets shirt on the phan dragon with 2 pheads in the phear of our phlord 2025 is going to kill me

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can any of the witchy folks tell me what i need to not be depressed because the ssris are not hitting

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thinking about the time in middle school when our math teacher gave us a test but she forgot to put numbers on the test

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the depression has gotten to the point where food tastes grey again and i think that that aspect of it is a cruel joke from god

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"drink the kool aid" real cultists would know that you don't drink kool aid. it's flavor aid or applesauce. grow up

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mamma mia is so goated for putting in a completely irrelevant milf sequence honestly

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the twilight saga actually shows not only the history of mormonism but also its doctrine. in this essay i will youtu.be/jrRlMJ46U9Y

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long live xnopyt

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katya zamolodchikova = patrick bateman crystal methyd = the joker violet chachki = miranda priestly i hope this makes sense to anyone

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senf <3

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chinese indonesian culture is not knowing what any of your family members' birth name or legal name is until someone randomly mentions it one day. wdym i have an uncle rob???

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post a meme you made

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the resemblance is uncanny

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@loloverruled.bsky.social i would like you to know that i quoted your tweet to my psychiatrist and he laughed :)

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my mom is learning how to do her makeup and i am seeing horizontal product differentiation work right in front of my eyes and it makes me wanna scream. my mom asks me what the difference between different types of powders and i just yell that the economy is fake and stupid

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to promote my upcoming song i'm planning to explain every bit of it in a video and so far this is what the notes look like yes i took o level pure lit and got a 90% in as level english language how did you know

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some say pee is stored inn the balls. this is incorrect. but do you know what is stored in the balls? that's right. aphrodite. in this essay i will

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big ups to @sarbearsmiley.bsky.social for constructing the first puzzle i've seen where "in slang" actually means relatively current slang and not 2014 slang lolol

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gender is not determined by what's in your pants, it is determined by your reaction to the movie mamma mia

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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

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the calmest, most level-headed youtubers are (rightfully and reasonably) crashing out on main and it makes me ~✨️so full of fear✨️~

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people talk about how the swifties, the beyhive, bts army, and barbz can be brutal but have you ever met a middle aged man who's a beatles fan

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long ago the four nations lived together in harmony

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werewolf influencer named Lycan Subscribe

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every time i check in on beauty/makeup tiktok it has reinvented phrenology again

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darlene on sleeping pills and painkillers is actually OP

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made fried green tomatoes with a recipie i pulled out of my ass because i'm not named darlene for nothing (despite not being southern, or even american, and actually named after hillsong singer darlene zschech)

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the best part of The Thing is that the characters did not fuck around "cmon you don't wanna hurt anybody" *immediately shoots* *chucks gun* incredible. 10/10 movie

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if u hear me singing the mormon boy song whenever i see dallon weekes MIND UR OWN BUSINESS

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it's that time of the year again where the americans are shouting and idk what's happening until i find out from crosswords

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black mirror's white bear episode is terrifying until you find out that white bear is the name of an actual prison in puerto rico and oh boy are real people way more evil than fictional ones

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me showing my mom a video of gukesh v nodirbek: so this is speed chess my mom: wow so handsome

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youtube's horniest, gayest, most mommy issues ridden audience is suprisingly (or maybe unsurprisingly) the audience of a sunday school teacher

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i may be in a lot of pain i may be in an awful mental state i may be in a insurmountable amount of dread but at least i have solving a saturday nyt crossword in 10:03 minutes to hold on to

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